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... on camera. "Don't do it now, Coach - the camera's on you."

As I was walking down the street one day A man came up to me and asked me What the time was that was on my watch, yeah And I said Does anybody really know what time it is (Care) Does anybody really care (About time) If so I can't imagine why (Oh no, no) We've all got time enough to cry

I made a killer batch of wings for dinner last night. Also, I wore my t-shirt, which I wore on opening night and Thanksgiving, and now the Bills are the only team to have won three Thursday games in one season. You're welcome.

It's not a super-talented offense, yet it manages to put up an average of 28 points per game, second only to KC.

The winds would lift you up into the sky above Where you would see a trail of treasured memories you love A rainbow record of the thoughts and moments you’ve enjoyed Arcs behind the earth as spectral colors in the void

In the context of our injury situation, I'd say being 8-3 doesn't indicate bad luck. The injuries are unlucky, but the results are still damn good. We're the #3 seed in the AFC and still in contention for #1.

'Cause when the loving starts and the lights go down, And there's not another living soul around, You woo me until the sun comes up, And you say that you love me. (RIP, Christine.)

😥 RIP, and thanks for the great music.

Sometimes a spreadsheet is, in fact, necessary.

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street From my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold Look over there (where?) There, there's a lady that I used to know She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told

I tried to say it once and ended up with a Steve Miller Band earworm that's driving me mad and making me crazy.

No. It's a Saturnalia movie that was usurped by the Roman Empire and rebranded as a Christmas movie.

Well, work it on out, honey (Work it on out) You know you look so good (Look so good) You know you got me goin' now (Got me goin') Just like I knew you would (Like I knew you would)

Alone. 😉

On the other hand, we lucked into Josh in the 2018 draft. That's not a slam on Beane, who obviously did his homework and picked the best one of the bunch, but the fact that four other QB-needy teams had a shot at him - heck, the Browns had TWO shots - and didn't take him. I'll take the Bills' "luck" any day.

What a tool! What a bonehead! What a dipstick!

And I dreamed I saw the bomber jet planes Riding shotgun in the sky Turning into butterflies Above our nation

There comes a redeemer And he slowly too fades away There follows a wagon behind him That's loaded with clay And the seeds that were silent All burst into bloom and decay And night comes so quiet It's close on the heels of the day

They were nixed by an ad executive. Now, he's known as The Cereal Killer. Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Be sure to pick up my new comedy CD at the merch table.

I've seen billboards with some pretty good puns. In the Chicago area, there are some that say "Weed like to see you" or something like that. And along I80/I90 across northern Indiana, there are billboards for dispensaries in Michigan.

And I'll run in the rain till I'm breathless When I'm breathless I'll run 'til I drop, hey! And the thoughts of a fool's kind of careless I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block, oh yeah

Send an extra blocker in from the sidelines on KO returns.

I'm opposed to capital punishment for three reasons: 1. This: 2. There have been so many cases of false convictions - you can always overturn the conviction and set them free, but you can't undo death. That obviously doesn't apply here, since he was caught in the act, admitted his guilt, and showed no remorse. 3. I think life in prison with no chance of parole is a fate worse than death. Let him stew on it for the next 60 years instead of giving him the easy way out. Even if I believed in eternal damnation, I'd feel the same. I mean, he'd get there eventually, right?

Chuck Norris?

It was a million-to-one shot, Doc. A million-to-one.