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  1. WhoTom
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.
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    Far away across the field The tolling of the iron bell Calls the faithful to their knees To hear the softly spoken magic spells.
  3. WhoTom
    Sorry - sometimes it's hard to tell the difference these days.
  4. WhoTom
    I left it all behind me and I've traveled far It took me a long time to get back on the train
  5. WhoTom
    So if you whip out a wad of bills in public and someone grabs it and runs, it's not really theft, because you were showing it off. How about this one? You go out for a jog wearing shorts that show just as much leg as her skirt showed. A dude likes the way you look, grabs you, and plants a wet one right on the lips. No complaints?
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    You were caught in the crossfire Of childhood and stardom Blown on the steel breeze
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    I'm trying to picture the first guy who looked at a cow and thought, "I'm gonna squeeze its udder and drink what comes out." Then he went to his friends and said, "Guys, hear me out..."
  8. WhoTom
    I guess he won't be replacing Aaron Rodgers.
  9. WhoTom
    Almost cut my hair It happened just the other day It was gettin' kinda long I coulda said it was in my way But I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly
  10. WhoTom
    Everybody's got something to hide Except for me and my monkey
  11. WhoTom
    I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
  12. WhoTom
    And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people Need not apply" So I tucked my hair up under my hat And I went in to ask him why
  13. WhoTom
    And if you don't expect too much from me You might not be let down
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    Her daddy gave her magic I can tell by the way she walks Every time she starts to shakin' The dumb begin to talk
  15. WhoTom
    The next thing I remember I am walking down the street I'm feeling all right I'm with my boys, I'm with my troops, yeah
  16. WhoTom
    Same.
  17. WhoTom
    I blame phony architects who moonlight as marine biologists.
  18. WhoTom
    I meant "age" as in "era." But I don't blame Google - it's just a tool. Certain people in high-profile positions have a financial stake in keeping the masses uninformed, so they've intentionally fostered the environment you described.
  19. WhoTom
    Welcome to the age where expertise doesn't matter anymore.
  20. WhoTom
    Five to one, baby One in five No one here gets Out alive, now You get yours, baby I'll get mine Gonna make it, baby If we try
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    I remember having to work that night, and it was before we owned a VCR. I didn't see the episode until it was rerun a few years later.
  23. WhoTom
    So you're the one who hid the gun in the bathroom stall.
  24. WhoTom
    I rarely make predictions, but I understand the desire to do it - kind of like predicting the ending of a book or a movie - and I enjoy reading other peoples' predictions and the rationales behind them.
  25. WhoTom
    You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one
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