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WhoTom

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  1. Cam's arm is shot, but on the other hand ... ... um ... ... er ... Sorry - I can't think of anything.
  2. Asking Beane about his roster strategy is like asking a poker player about his hole cards.
  3. I'll reach out my hand to you I'll have faith in all you do Just call my name and I'll be there (I'll be there)
  4. We're gonna bring a case of wine Hey, let's go mess and fool around You know, like we used to
  5. Run, rabbit, run Dig that hole, forget the sun When, at last, the work is done Don't sit down, it's time to dig another one
  6. Josh should have said, "I am Chris Pratt. Would you like an autograph?"
  7. Now, the first of December was covered with snow So was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston Though the Berkshires seemed dreamlike on account of that frostin' With ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go
  8. Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash As we fell into the sun And the first one said to the second one there "I hope you're having fun"
  9. But I know That the water Is *****in' cold But if it could be You and me That'd be *****in' dope
  10. I don't want to hold her down Don't want to break her crown When she says, "Let's go"
  11. Oh tequila, I turn to you like a long-lost friend I want to kiss my Mexican cousin once again
  12. You know that answering the phone is optional, right?
  13. It's the same old story Same old song and dance, my friend
  14. FYI, it doesn't work for dissertations.
  15. Was a sunny day Not a cloud was in the sky Not a negative word was heard From the people passing by
  16. Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me
  17. Come on, come on, come on, come on Now touch me, babe Can't you see that I am not afraid?
  18. The Bills need worse receivers ... on opposing teams.
  19. I did point out that they were Dad jokes, right? 😉
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