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She asks me why I'm just a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and night Hell that's a fright

Well, I never been to Spain But I kinda like the music Say the ladies are insane there And they sure know how to use it

Yeah, and it makes determining the exact point of the hand-off a judgment call for the officials. Another reason not to like it.

Looks like a solution in need of a problem. Why is a "forward hand-off" a bad thing?

Also D.M.: "I think they named the orange before carrots were discovered."

I should have quit you, a long time ago I should have quit you, babe, long time ago I should have quit you, and went on to Mexico

I went down to the crossroads Tried to flag a ride I went down to the crossroads Tried to flag a ride Nobody seemed to know me Everybody passed me by

I semi-retired a few months shy of my 55th birthday and became a freelance technical writer. I wouldn't want to earn a living at it, but it's a nice way to supplement the pension. How lucrative/feasible that could be for you would depend on your subject-matter expertise.

Fikus dreamed a dream for me it cost me nothing, it was free he dreamed of walking in the sand of blossoms forming in his hand

I took my love, I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills 'Til the landslide brought me down

Just saw two nights of Joe Russo's Almost Dead (JRAD) at Red Rocks. The first night closed with "I Know You Rider." During the song, JRAD was joined on stage by Katy Jacobi. She’s a classical violinist who’s been touring with The Who for their symphony orchestra gigs; we saw her with them twice in 2019. She played a killer solo during IKYR, and they ended the song with the violin solo from The Who’s “Baba O’Riley.” Very cool! Unfortunately, it rained during much of the second set, but it was still a good show. Looked like it sold out, too. The second night was even better, both in terms of setlist (more rockers, fewer slow ballads) and the weather. Also, the place was only half full. Someone said attendance was low because the Denver Nuggets were playing that night. Worked out great for us - we found seats about midway up, right in the center, with plenty of space around us to dance.

And as I rise above the tree line and the clouds I look down, hearing the sound of the things you've said today

So give me a try at describing just how difficult it is When you kinda love two girls, to figure out which one you miss Stumble away from your stairway with your perfume on my clothes Well I kinda loved two girls but now I've kinda lost 'em both

The people who opened their home to stranded Korean tourists during a blizzard got some good Karma as they were treated to an all-expenses-paid trip to South Korea, compliments of the Korea Tourism Organization. Snippet: The whole article: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/20/travel/buffalo-korea-stranded-travelers-reunion.html

Here comes the joker With his silly grin He carries a martini Made of bathtub gin

I was taught a month ago To bide my time and take it slow But then I learned just yesterday To rush and never waste the day Well I'm convinced the whole day long That all I learn is always wrong And things are true that I forget But no one taught that to me yet

Hey, blue on black, tears on a river Push on a shove, it don't mean much Joker on Jack, match on a fire Cold on ice, it's a dead man's touch

Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy dear They got to have 'em in Texas 'Cos everyone's a millionaire

Extra-sharp cheddar.

I heard it was double-secret probation.

My mistake on the athlete part. I thought I had read that she was a tennis player, although not as good as her daughter. I guess not. As for the fandom, she was a football cheerleader in school and her Bills page bio says that the Comeback Game is her fondest childhood sports memory. And I wasn't suggesting that she's mastered the Xs and Os of football, but that she knew enough to be a sounding board for Terry on the football side, as well as the business side.

So I called up the Captain "Please bring me my wine" He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here Since 1969"

So he'll get fired and then win a SB somewhere else?

He's a former tobacco user. He smoked herbal cigs on screen because he was afraid of becoming addicted to nicotine again.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin