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WhoTom

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  1. And if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight You'd better park the car well out of sight
  2. According to a study done by gambling.com. Did they measure fanbase intelligence as being inversely proportional to the number of regional visitors to their site?
  3. Well, we had a lot of luck on Venus We always had a ball on Mars We're meeting all the groovy people We've rocked the Milky Way so far
  4. So how'd you do on the back nine? 😉
  5. Under the boardwalk, down by the sea On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be
  6. Reason those poor girls love him Promise them anything Reason they believe him He wears a big diamond ring
  7. Don't, don't break the spell It would be different and you know it will You, you make loving fun And I don't have to tell you but you're the only one
  8. Fear is a good thing, It teaches us humility, And it can keep us sane. So I'll fly if I have to, But if I could, I'd take the train.
  9. An actual billboard in Missouri: https://www.uranusmissouri.com/attractions/uranus-fudge-factory-and-general-store/
  10. If you're going to San Francisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
  11. Just think how bad he must be if two dozen other shitlords would rather not be associated with him because he exceeds their shitlordishness.
  12. Life in the fast lane Surely make you lose your mind
  13. Oh, but I still get my pleasure Still got my greatest treasure Hey, big woman, You gonna make a big man of me
  14. An iconic talent and a great human being. RIP.
  15. Everywhere people stare Each and every day I can see them laugh at me And I hear them say Hey, you've got to hide your love away
  16. I've been around the world I've seen a million girls Ain't one of them got What my lady she's got
  17. Kyle Orton sliding two yards shy of the first down. The anti-Josh.
  18. Were you getting a massage?
  19. He was so fast, we didn't see him.
  20. Oh, my, my, oh, hell yes Honey, put on that party dress Buy me a drink, sing me a song Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long
  21. Maybe the dog put it there.
  22. And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world
  23. Damn - we coulda had him if we weren't so focused on offense. 😉
  24. That was a miscommunication. Terry said, "Put a lid on it" and Ron thought he was being told to shut up.
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