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He's saying hello to the guy who thinks the Pegulas are the worst owners in sports. Why? Because he likes him.

Jimmy Haslam says hello.

I think it's Tyrod's job until someone outperforms him.

That was pretty much a given after Tyrod agreed to the contract restructuring, but they couldn't say it in public until now because it would have tipped their hand in the draft and free agency.

What did he say about Tebow? "All he does is WIN!"

Maybe next year we'll trade Milano for Shady's replacement. Where's Chip Kelly coaching these days? ;-)

Sounds like a poor man's Kiko Alonso.

I didn't say it was likely, just that I'd be happy with it.

I'm chilled. It's just an old joke: http://jokes.cc.com/funny-gross/wbp3kq/snot

If the Browns intentionally tanked a season, how would anyone notice? By "nobody" I mean no NFL GM or coach.

I'd be perfectly happy with KC going to the AFC Championship game, as long as they lose that game to the Bills, who go on to win the SB two weeks later.

You may think it's funny but it'snot.

I'm rooting for Tyrod to take a big step forward so we don't have to draft a QB in the first round next year. I'm rooting for the Bills to have a top-five defense.

Nobody makes a plan to tank the upcoming season in order to secure a higher draft pick in the following season. We have two first-rounders next year. They may trade one in order to move up, assuming they see a QB who's a sure thing. Either way, they have to have a solid team around the QB, no matter who he is, so they're building it. No contradictions.

Suspenders might have kept Kujo from losing his pants.

"Make it so, Number One."

Bad hare day.

I never understood the fascination with 72 virgins - that's 72 women who don't know what they're doing. I'm happy with one who knows how to operate the equipment.

Bummer. My in-laws were visiting that week. My wife took them on a day trip, partly to get them out of the house so I could watch the game in peace. (Her dad is a casual Bills fan, but he usually grumbles, "They're probably gonna lose" throughout the game, no matter how well it's going.) They got home later that day while I was watching the late afternoon game. My wife saw the score ticker at the bottom of the screen and did a double-take when the Bills' score came up.

Tied for first place ... every April.

Great offense, great defense, but never both in the same season.

When did Rube Goldberg become a GM?