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Hmmm ... a passing attack that features an Air Force officer. I like the sound of that.

That was a joke I couldn't refuse to laugh at.

In this case, they wouldn't even have to do research - just scroll down to the bottom of that article where it says this: "World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."

Carol Brady: the original MILF Ward Cleaver: the Tao of Fathers

Why wait until it's over?

There's two kinds of people in the world: those who create false dichotomies and those who don't.

Congrats!

Duck Dynasty

At the other extreme ...

Yup - two and a half syllables.

... if you can find him.

Bandwagon accent. Is he a pats* fan too?

Brandon is the company president, so he oversees all of the business side, including tickets/marketing. The Exec VP of Marketing reports to him. But there's more to running a business than marketing, even without the football side of things.

Mr. Wingo likes your hypothesis.

Yeah, I agree - in that case it's annoying. Crikey! ;-)

Does that include OBD itself? What about the name "Buffalo Bills"? New stadium? New city? Where do you draw the line?

There's a difference between adopting a phony accent and just trying to pronounce a word correctly. For example, my high school Spanish teacher always cringed when someone said "Porta Rico," which is how many Americans pronounce "Puerto Rico." I pronounce the first word "Puerto" (PWARE-toe) because that's how it's supposed to be pronounced, but I'm not using a fake accent.

But I don't WANNA be an elf!

Gotta have a little Rush:

The one for his predecessor was better: