Two days after Halloween, the 2017 McDermott-coached Buffalo Bills masqueraded as the 2016 Ryan-coached Buffalo Bills.
The team's costume sported horrendous tackling, atrocious blocking, and a general lack of discipline.
Horrified Bills fans were frightened by the spectacle, had trouble sleeping that night, and remain uneasy about the gruesome scene they witnessed.
It's time to put that old costume in the trunk. Lock it. Burn it. Bury the ashes.