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My favorite is Soup du Jour, but it seems to taste different every time I order it.

Rule #2: Double tap.

Pi is like some TBD posters: it's irrational and goes on forever.

I'd like them to go 2-14 every year. Take your best guess as to who the two wins are against.

And Jimmy Buffet is pouring himself a Margarita, knowing that another Dolphins season is wastin' away again. I heard the goal-line play featuring a hand-off to the fullback is called "Cheeseburger in Paradise."

"Just grin, baby."

I'm hearing there might be some trades this week. Where's my paycheck from NFL.com?

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/internet-of-lies/ Try it someday - they've made it easier:

True, it's a calculated risk, but I'm happy that they're rolling the dice on these guys. We can draft decent backups to groom as their long-term replacements or to step in sooner if needed. Meanwhile, assuming most of them stay healthy, we're building the future while being competitive right away. Remember when Miami's medical staff said Drew Brees was too much of a gamble?

Miami is a terrible destination for free agents. ?

Reminds me of a quote by Groucho Marx: "I find television to be very educational. Whenever someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."

Kinda like going to a nude beach, starting to apply sunscreen, and suddenly realizing that you haven't thought out all the details well enough in advance.

Good way to remain sober, though.

My psychic told me it was bad luck to be superstitious, so I stopped.

I've used the Avast free version for years and never had a problem.

"I been in the right place, but it must have been the wrong Josh."

Comedians in Cars Interviewing Bill Belichick.

There should be a second part to that question: were you straight or stoned when watching it? I lasted 18 seconds watching it straight.

Yes, he was really that bad. He may be on par with some of the D teams on Sunday afternoon, but he should never be allowed in the booth for a prime time game.

https://theramswire.usatoday.com/2019/01/17/nfl-rams-wade-phillips-wes-sean-mcvay-head-coach/

Either that or the Raiders.

And like Wade Phillips' son, Saffold knows Sean McVay. ?

WKRP in Cincinnati