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  1. WhoTom
    You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run. You missed the starting gun.
  2. WhoTom
    That just means you can't be arrested for owning porn. It doesn't mean your parents can't throw it away.
  3. WhoTom
    Did I forget to mention, to mention Memphis? Home of Elvis and the ancient Greeks. Do I smell? I smell home cooking. It's only the river, it's only the river.
  4. WhoTom
    And everything under the sun is in tune But the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
  5. WhoTom
    Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away You're looking at me, I've got nothing to say Don't make me angry with the games that you play Either light up or leave me alone
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  7. WhoTom
    Truckin' up to Buffalo. Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow.
  8. WhoTom
    Love in an elevator. Livin' it up when I'm goin' down.
  9. WhoTom
    Daddy made whiskey and he made it well. Cost two dollars and it burned like hell. I cut hickory to fire the still. Drink down a bottle and you're ready to kill.
  10. WhoTom
    No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze. And then it makes it hard to find the door.
  11. WhoTom
    Ice, when DC Tom calls you an idiot, it's the equivalent of Weird Al Yankovic spoofing one of your songs. It means you've made it in the world - you've hit the big time. ?
  12. WhoTom
    I'm a "transplant" and I remember Ice from the BBMB too (he posted as GBFan2000 or something like that.) I had no problem with him there and I have no problem with him here.
  13. WhoTom
    People are strange when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly when you're alone.
  14. WhoTom
    If it keeps on raining, the levy's going to break.
  15. WhoTom
    But the song was, in fact, about him.
  16. WhoTom
    I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday. (The best line ever written, in my opinion.)
  17. WhoTom
    Well, I ain't always right but I've never been wrong. Seldom turns out the way it does in a song.
  18. WhoTom
    That may have been the world's opinion once, but not now.
  19. WhoTom
    Maybe you had too much too fast ...
  20. WhoTom
    Tougher, but not necessarily harder.
  21. WhoTom
    She just loves my big ten-inch ... ... record of her favorite blues.
  22. WhoTom
    Got any videos of the embalming process for comparison?
  23. WhoTom
    If you want a hot date, go out with an arsonist.
  24. WhoTom
    Are you planning a sausage party?
  25. WhoTom
    The first one looks like she's making an "O" face - apparently self-induced since her boyfriend isn't nice to her.
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