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Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill

They tried to put Orton's name on the wall, but it slid away a few yards short.

So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

And all that is now And all that is gone And all that's to come And everything under the sun is in tune But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

^You should be banned for the repeat. That was the one that sparked Mustang Sally. Remember Mustang Sally? All she wanted to do was ride around. Sally. Ride, Sally, ride.

Did I give you an earworm?

I remember him and Harvey Korman cracking each other up on the Carol Burnett Show. They had great chemistry together.

Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down You been running all over the town now Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground

I felt old when I saw the Frank Gore birthday thread and realized that I was a college student when he was born.

I'm looking for me You're looking for you We're looking in at other And we don't know what to do They call me The Seeker I've been searching low and high I won't get to get what I'm after 'Til the day I die

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

I am man who drives a local bus I take miners to work, but the pits all closed today It's easy to see that you are one of us Ain't it funny how we all seem to look the same? I'm getting put down I'm getting pushed 'round I'm being beaten every day My life's fading But things are changing I'm not gonna sit and weep again

Woke up, fell out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up I noticed I was late Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I told your mama that you'd be in by ten Well Susie baby looks like we goofed again Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie We gotta go home

A broom is drearily sweeping Up the broken pieces of yesterday's life Somewhere a queen is weeping Somewhere a king has no wife And the wind, it cries Mary

I have no problem with paper in general. I still use paper too, but there's no need for a 12-page booklet from the insurance company every time I go to a doctor. Ultimately, I pay for that paper through my premiums.

I think they're invested in the paper industry. Last week I got a letter explaining how much my insurance would cover for my recent visit to the eye doctor. That was one sheet of paper to explain the benefit and a twelve-page booklet outlining the grievance procedure if I wanted to complain. Nowhere is there any option for me to get this information electronically. I can't imagine why the cost of health insurance is so high.

This thread started out as a nice Mother's Day post. You guys who turned it into a fight: don't make me call your mothers.

I spent a little time on the mountain, I spent a little time on the hill, I heard some say "Better run away", Others say "Better stand still". Now I don't know, but I been told It's hard to run with the weight of gold, Other hand I have heard it said, It's just as hard with the weight of lead.

Come on its such a joy Come on its such a joy Come on let's take it easy Come on let's take it easy Take it easy Take it easy Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

I'll start the GoFundMe campaign...

The decade ain't over yet.

Hydrogen and helium are the two most abundant elements in the universe; unfortunately, most of it is locked up in stars. Although I did hear of an engineering school dropout who devised a plan to mine the sun at night.

Smokescreen. ?

Standin' on a corner Suitcase in my hand Jack's in his corset, Jane is in her vest and me I'm in a rock 'n' roll band. Huh. Riding a Stutz Bear Cat, Jim ya know, those were different times all the poets studied rules of verse and those ladies they rolled their eyes Sweet Jane Sweet Jane Sweet Jane