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And all that you eat And everyone you meet And all that you slight And everyone you fight And all that is now And all that is gone And all that's to come And everything under the sun is in tune But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

Miller High Life and/or PBR in high school. In college, Mickey's 40 oz or Stroh's (they sold 15-packs for the same price as a 12-pack of most other beer). My Dad drank Genny Cream, but when he found it on sale, he'd splurge for some Old Vienna. When I went away to college, he'd sometimes send me off with a case or two of OV.

My first taste of beer was a sip of my Dad's Genny Cream Ale.

Also known as "Sex on a Beach." (It's F***ing close to water.)

See page 3 of the sausage thread.

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I suppose, by definition #3, she'd be "terrific" in bed: terrific [ tuh-rif-ik ] adjective 1. extraordinarily great or intense: terrific speed. 2. extremely good; wonderful: a terrific vacation. 3. causing terror; terrifying.

Gregg says culture is important, so he's taking the team out for yogurt.

That's a face that says, "I'm gonna squeeze your nuts until you bleed."

My first thought was, "The main reason he keeps getting hired is because he keeps getting fired."

I`m looking for a love I`m looking for a love I`m looking here and there I`m searching everywhere I`m looking for a love To call my own Gonna get up in the morning And rub my head I`m looking for a love To call my own Fix my breakfast And bring it to my bed I`m looking for a love To call my own Do my love Do it all the time I`m looking for a love To call my own With lots of love and kisses But people until then I`m looking for a love To call my own

It's the singer not the song That makes the music move along I want you to join together with the band This is the biggest band you'll find It's as deep as it is wide Come on and join together with the band

Obviously, the photographer.

Helen Mirren. Experience beats youth.

When I married a WASP, I had to politely educate her family on the correct pronunciation of "Italian." My ancestors didn't come from EYE-ta-ly.

"Have it your way" is Burger King. A guy having relations with a McD's railing says:

When I signed up for Facebook, I made a personal rule never to friend one of my students, bosses, or ex-girlfriends. About nine years ago I got a friend request from someone I had a serious relationship with 30 years before. (She's the one I mentioned in the ""Worst Breakup" thread.) Her last name was different and I didn't look closely at the picture, so I just deleted the request, not realizing who it was. About two weeks later, she sent another, along with a message saying "Long time no see, how ya doing, etc." That's when I realized who it was. I didn't respond - I just deleted the request and message. I did check out her public profile, though, and found that she's divorced, has a kid, and still has the same core values that ultimately led to our relationship going sour. We broke up on bad terms, but I don't hold a grudge. In retrospect, I suppose I should have at least responded to her message without accepting the friend request. Then I could have made Jauronimo happy by telling her about my successful marriage and career.

Twitter people have shorter attention spans.

Agreed. However, if she sets such a good example that you decide to improve yourself without her asking, then she's definitely the one.

That's like a before-and-after picture. After what, exactly, I'm not sure. Maybe the accident that turned a normal guy into a Batman villain.

" Thank you Once again. See you all at our Home opener " I wonder if he gave them tickets.

"I'd like Ridiculously Easy Decisions for $400 please, Alex."

Yeah, that's the way to get over a broken relationship: constantly do stuff to "show" her.

One piece of advice: a rebound relationship is fine, but recognize it for what it is and keep it casual.