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Buffy - player-independent Zoey (for 'Zo) Micah (works for either gender)

The first computer I used was a DEC PDP-11 mainframe for a programming class in my freshman year of college. One central computer with 96 "dumb" terminals for users. We also had access to a computer room with a couple of Trash-80 Color Computers; my friend had a Space Invaders game on cassette. The first PC I bought was a 16 MHz 286 (don't remember the brand) with a whopping 1 MB of RAM, a 40 MB hard drive, and a 3.5" floppy drive. It ran DOS 3.3.

... in October.

And if you feel that you can't go on And your will's sinkin' low Just believe and you can't go wrong In the light you will find the road

Fixed it.

A woman complained to her husband because he spends too much money on beer. He said, "You spend more money than that on make-up and salons." She responded, "That's so I'll look beautiful for you." He replied, "That's what the beer is for." Ba-DUM-tssssss.

Oh, well, a young man Ain't got nothin' in the world these days I said a young man Ain't got nothin' in the world these days Well, you know in the old days When a young man was a strong man All the people, they'd step back When a young man walked by But you know, nowadays It's the old man He's got all the money And a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days I said Ain't got nothing Got sweet nothing

He's not a big fan of beer. He'll drink one now and then, but I don't think he'd want one of the bourbon-barrel ales.

My son bought me two varieties of bourbon-barrel stout.

I took a trip A trip with my dad I packed the lunches He scored the tabs We took his wagon And all of my tapes The road was our planet And we were the apes We started in the valley And headed for the clouds We left behind mother You know that three is a crowd I took a trip with my dad You know it made us both feel better We talked a lot about the things we had When I took a trip A trip with my dad

That's why you didn't know that the Bills signed Eddie Lacy.

Matt's Brewery (formerly Utica Club) brews Saranac, but I don't know if it's contract brewing or if Saranac is Matt's "high-end" beer line.

Jeez - no need to get cranky about it. I am a fan of his music and what I know about his personality suggests he was a decent guy, not that that has anything to do with which way he held a guitar. I merely pointed out that it's not exactly unique to be dominant with one hand for some things and the other hand for other things.

Not everyone is strictly right- or left-handed. I write and eat left-handed, but I play guitar right-handed. (My guitar teacher is the same.) I'm right-handed in sports. Even stranger, I hold a handgun right-handed, but I shoot a rifle left-handed. It's not a conscious decision - I just pick up an object and hold it the way that feels natural to me.

Well, I'm sittin' here so lonely, feelin' oh so blue My baby's tryin' to mistreat me and I don't know what to do So I'm cryin' Why do I have to feel this way? If I can't love my baby I can't live another day Yeah, I've loved her for such a long time, to end it all this way Sittin' here so lonely, tears keep fallin' just like rain So I'm cryin' Why do I have to feel this way? If I can't love my baby I can't live another day

I don't want you, cook my bread, I don't want you, make my bed, I don't want your money too I just want to make love to you I don't want you, be no slave I don't want you, work all day I don't want you to be sad and blue I just want to make love to you

What I like about you, you keep me warm at night Never wanna' let you go, know you make me feel alright, yea Keep on whispering in my ear Tell me all the things that I wanna' to hear, 'cause that's true That's what I like about you That's what I like about you

And in other surprising news, The Raiders are going to be on Hard Knocks this year.

The next time a woman tells him, "I wanna drain your ****s," he'd be wise to ask for clarification first.

The first thing I remember I was lying in my bed I couldn't have been no more than one or two I remember there's a radio Comin' from the room next door And my mother laughed the way some ladies do Well it's late in the evening And the music's seeping through

People who drank "Zho-bell" now shop at "Tar-Zhay".