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His idea of a medical diagnosis is, "You good?"

I think the one on the right is the Elvis impersonator holding his guitar.

Back row: Marge Simpson with both hands doing the "We're #1" thing. Middle row: John Entwistle (far left) and Pete Townshend (far right) on stage, circa 1970, with Pete about to smash a guitar. Front row: Someone getting mugged by a guy wearing a ski cap. On second thought, now I just see The Who (Keith Moon in the far back), with Roger Daltrey getting mugged by a guy wearing a ski cap.

Everybody's dancin' down the local armory With a basement full of dynamite and live artillery. The temperature keeps risin', everybody gettin' high; Come the rockin' stroke of midnite, the whole place gonna fly. Huh, Hey! Saturday Night! Yea, ahah, one more Saturday night, Hey Saturday night!

Let me flow into the ocean Let me get back to the sea Let me be stormy, let me be calm Let the tide in and set me free Set me free Set me free I want to drown In cold water

I was surprised that designed runs wasn't higher, but it occurred to me that a QB sneak is technically a designed run. I'd be interested in seeing that category split into sneaks vs other designed runs like QB draws, options in which the QB runs, etc.

I wouldn't do this, but I've seen people mix beer with tomato juice. Apparently it's a Midwest thing - they call it "red beer."

Bell bottom blues, you made me cry. I don't want to lose this feeling. And if I could choose a place to die It would be in your arms. Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you? Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back? I'd gladly do it because I don't want to fade away. Give me one more day, please. I don't want to fade away. In your heart I want to stay.

As a kid, I ate bologna and jelly sandwiches. I don't remember how I started, but I probably continued because I liked the "Eeeeeewwww" reaction it got from my family and friends. These days, I guess my weirdest combo is a PB&J with tortilla chips inside. The chips give a salty complement to the jam's sweetness, and they add some texture. (You can also use the chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag.)

More than that if you count the times he did it while wearing a Bills uniform.

I'm two pints away from my 22nd gallon. Started in my senior year of high school and have been a pretty regular donor ever since. When I got married, my wife started donating too. She's pitched in more than ten gallons so far.

Fitz may be one of the best players on that team. As such, he's going to put the game on his shoulders. Since their D is terrible, Fitz will be playing from behind and can't count on the run game for help. All those factors add up to "Gunslinger Fitz" making desperate throws. We've seen that movie before. Start the Bills D on your fantasy team.

I have to be careful not to preach I can't pretend that I can teach And yet I've lived your future out By pounding stages like a clown And on the dance floor broken glass The bloody faces slowly pass The numbered seats in empty rows It all belongs to me you know

It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry Five days since you laughed at me saying Get that together come back and see me Three days since the living room, I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

One and one is two Six and two is eight Come on baby don't ya make me late Hi-dee-hey Baby don't you wanna go Back to that same old place Sweet home Chicago

Kiss got in before Rush or Yes. That's all you need to know about the Rock n Roll HOF.

They could trade him to DC Comics for the inevitable Superman re-re-re-reboot.

True, and they should feel foolish for having made that assumption. But there's nothing profound about predicting their demise.

"Challenge accepted."

Did I miss the lookalike thread?

Predicting that the Browns will self-destruct is kinda like predicting that Dan Snyder will pull a bonehead move.

I'll have what he's having. But seriously, I agree that the Jets are probably better than their record might suggest (as evidenced by their beating the Cowboys) and the pats* are probably not as good as their record would indicate, but NE is still the better team.

(I hope I don't get sued for reprinting this) There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for.

Ah - that explains the "philosophical disagreement" with his position coach.