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WhoTom

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  1. Total 3rd down conversion rate is 38% this year. Apparently, we suck on 3rd and short.
  2. I know the hit was unavoidable, but he seemed to drive Josh into the ground. Using the TB12 standard, that's egregious RtP.
  3. You wanna talk about useless items of clothing? Let's talk neckties.
  4. That hit could've/should've drawn a roughing the passer penalty and, on top of that, the defender looked like he taunted Josh afterward. But we got the last laugh, so I didn't care too much.
  5. I used to wear either a sport coat or a lightweight vest to work, mainly so I'd have pockets for my phone and wallet. (I'd rather not have them in my pants pockets.) Now that I work from home, I wear them occasionally when we go out.
  6. I'm singing this note 'cause it fits in well With the chords I'm playing I can't pretend there's any meaning hidden In the things I'm saying But I'm in tune Right in tune I'm in tune And I'm gonna tune Right in on you Right in on you Right in on you
  7. Because the reporter dropped the ball?
  8. I'm building you a pyramid With limestone blocks so large I drag them from the mountain top You'll need a two car garage And it's the ocean flowing in our veins Oh, 'cause it's the salt that's in our tears Oh, 'cause we could have come so very far Oh, in at least as many years Take the highway through the Great Divide Take the highway through the Great Divide
  9. https://nypost.com/2019/11/20/vibrating-sex-toy-sparks-bomb-scare-during-classical-concert-in-vienna/
  10. Up in the sky, it's bird, it's a plane Yeah, it's a plane. I'm not afraid to die, I'm not afraid Yeah, I guess I'm afraid. Fear is a good thing It teaches us humility And it can keep us sane. So I'll fly if I have to But if I could, I'd take the train
  11. Well, I married me a wife, she's been trouble all my life Run me out in the cold rain and snow, rain and snow Run me out in the cold rain and snow
  12. Whole wheat bread All natural peanut butter (no sugar added) - creamy or chunky style Homemade strawberry jam Crumbs from the bottom of a corn chip bag (or crushed up corn chips) The chip crumbs provide a crunchy texture and a salty complement to the jam.
  13. The preacher-man calls me a sinner, but his little girl calls me a saint.
  14. It's been a hard day's night And I've been working like a dog It's been a hard day's night I should be sleeping like a log But when I get home to you I find the things that you do Will make me feel alright
  15. Day before my birthday Me and my cousin Dave Drove his truck down to the border And hitchhiked the rest of the way Down through Mexico
  16. My football nickname was "Meatball," compliments of my defensive coach (before they were called "coordinators.") Now I just go by my given name: John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt.
  17. As long as we're being sticklers for detail, let's remember 1) that the NFL is not the military and 2) most of us knew what the OP meant by "AWL," especially after reading the article.
  18. On a Mexican Bus About 90 of us No air to breath through my mouth We headed Sur, not south On a Mexican Bus I think the driver is nuts He's drivin' way too fast Step on the brakes, not the gas
  19. Red and white, blue suede shoes. I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do? Gimme five, I'm still alive Ain't no luck, I learned to duck. Check my pulse, it don't change. Stay seventy-two come shine or rain. Wave the flag, pop the bag, rock the boat, skin the goat. Wave that flag, wave it wide and high. Summertime done come and gone, my oh my.
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