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WhoTom

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  1. When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me
  2. Since The Bills own this song now: Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law Lawman has put an end to my running, and I'm so far from my home Oh Mama, I can hear you a-cryin', you're so scared and all alone Hangman is comin' down from the gallows, and I don't have very long
  3. He roller coaster He got early warning He got muddy water He one Mojo filter He say one and one and one is three Got to be good looking 'cause he's so hard to see Come together right now Over me
  4. These stand out to me: Fitz to TO for the longest TD pass in Bills' history Dray-Flo's pick-six on TB Josh's hurdle Josh's TD dive (same game as the hurdle) Kyle's TD run against the fish. (That game was just as important as the CIN-BAL game for breaking the drought) Honorable mentions to Shady's TD run in the Snow Bowl and Scott Chandler's "shoveling" TD celebration when the Jets game was moved to Detroit.
  5. It was a joke related to the post I quoted. I could have said the last item on his list was overrated, but I don't know his wife.
  6. Looks like she's out there again. https://www.snopes.com/ap/2019/12/31/sharon-stones-dating-profile-restored-after-being-blocked
  7. "I've had it with these mother****** Pats* on this mother****** field!"
  8. Funny coincidence: Fitz played college football in New England. Fitz has played for every AFCE team EXCEPT New England. Fitz has beaten New England with every one of those AFCE teams. I think there's more to that ring he wears than we can all imagine. Does it have an Elvish inscription?
  9. Maybe they hired the four most vocal posters on their message board.
  10. I semi-retired at 55 and began a freelance writing career. I have a few clients who give me as much work as I need to supplement the pension and keep my brain sharp, while giving me plenty of time to pursue other interests.
  11. Hold me, squeeze me, love me, tease me Till I can't, till I can't, till I can't take no more of it Take me to the water, drop me in the river Push me in the water, drop me in the river Washing me down, washing me down
  12. She's got everything delightful She's got everything I need Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double Pays my ticket when I speed
  13. Only 25 miles, huh? Based on his self-description, he might want to expand his driving radius.
  14. Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing
  15. Staying home. Too many drunks on the road.
  16. That was about 15 minutes after she sang. You drink fast! ?
  17. And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  18. So come on baby, baby please I'm beggin' you baby, I'm on my knees, Turn on your light, let it shine on me Turn on your lovelight, let it shine on me Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine
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