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Damn. We won too many games this season. ?

At some point during the drought, when the Bills had a great defense but a terrible offense, I remember seeing a sign in the stadium that said, "There's something missing in BUFFAL"

He also has to toss the coin for 300 yards in a game.

He's an offensive guy. I don't think he messes with the defensive scheme at all.

Yeah, but he has a 50/50 chance of redeeming himself next year.

The CSM was shot in the last X-Files episode, but they left it ambiguous as to whether he actually died. The Bills haven't won the Super Bowl yet, so ...

No stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me around

And I'll run in the rain till I'm breathless When I'm breathless I'll run 'til I drop, hey! And the thoughts of a fool's kind of careless I'm just a fool waiting on the wrong block!

I've traveled all over this big flat Earth and I've never seen a crazier conspiracy theory. The reality is that the Bills won't win the big one until the Cigarette Smoking Man dies.

You don't care for me I don't care about that You got a new fool, ha! I like it like that I have only one itching desire Let me stand next to your fire

Josh reminds me so much of Favre - energetic, playful, and often reckless. His gunslinger mentality wins a lot of games, but once in a while he does something that makes you say, "WTF?" He seems more humble than Favre, however, which gives me hope that he'll tame that instinct a bit - but not too much. Yeah, the article was sarcastic and the writer was ripping on Josh, but you've gotta admit, that was one hell of an entertaining game. We're bummed about the outcome, but if Ford doesn't get called for the block and we win in OT, it's a whole different narrative today.

So I round up a team and we trained so hard Racing thru the Kingston streets. And hey man, a great deal of our training, man, Was smoking lots and lots of spleefs. Oh, to keep us fit we take another hit Workin' hard and long on the ganja in the bong. I no jokin', man (he no jokin') We be smokin', man (we be smokin')! Remembering Norton and Stout on 97 Rock back in the late 80s, who played this a lot:

Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette Puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate That you hate to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette

My listing shows that the game is on the local ABC station, which I can get with an antenna. I assume it's nationwide on ABC, since I'm not near Buffalo or Houston.

"Can you describe the man who abducted you?" "Naaaaaaaa."

Jenny said When she was just about five years old You know my parents gonna be the death of us all Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars Well you know, it ain't gonna help me at all Then one fine mornin' she turns on a New York station She doesn't believe what she hears at all Ooh, she started dancin' to that fine fine music You know her life is saved by rock 'n' roll, yeah rock 'n' roll

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one and I walk alone

That's because he cheats by looking at the opponents' game notes: ? Congrats, Tre!

"What did you do for New Years Eve?" "Watched porn with my goat." "Typical night, then?"

Suzy is an artist, she paints quite a lot An artist she may be, but a genius she is not She says she wants to be a sociologist But she better first get checked by a neurologist Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, Suzy Suzy, Suzy Greenberg

Bell bottom blues, you made me cry. I don't want to lose this feeling. And if I could choose a place to die It would be in your arms.

They said "Playoff Caliber" before they made the playoffs ... and then they made the playoffs. I've got no problem with them saying "Championship Caliber" at this point.