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Where's the "Both teams pummeled with dildos" option?

And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Corporate executive.

They tried, but he blocked the spell with his Patronus.

Well that's an interesting way to administer communion.

InRet - Involuntarily Retired (Kinda like incel, but less depressing, I would imagine.)

"Damn. Why'd I take that vow of celibacy?"

I ran down to the levee But the Devil caught me there He took my twenty dollar bill And he vanished in the air

Someone forgot the safe word.

I would not do her on a plane. I would not do her on a train. I would not want her in my bunk. I do not like an angry drunk. (Apologies to Dr. Seuss)

Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon And one day his woman ran off with another guy Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that He said, "I'm gonna get that boy" So one day he walked into town Booked himself a room at the local saloon

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

Interesting example. I remember reading an interview with Dan Rooney (author of the rule itself) who said that the Rooney Rule was the reason they interviewed Tomlin; he wasn't on their radar before that. You're right, however, that he was the best candidate for the job, and that's why they chose him out of all the ones they interviewed.

I looked in the mirror today My eyes just didn't seem so bright I've lost a few more hairs I think I'm, I'm going bald

The phrases "offensive-minded" and "defensive-minded" are only relevant to the coach's background, but to say that's a single focus is overly simplistic. A good DC has to have a solid understanding of offensive strategies, since he needs to design schemes to defend against them, teach his players how to recognize certain formations, etc. Likewise, a good OC needs to know the nuances of defensive schemes so he can design plays to beat them, teach the QB how to read a defense, etc. By the time a coordinator gets to be a HC, he's well-versed in offense and defense (and ST, for that matter), regardless of what his coordinator position was. In short, an effective tactician knows his opponents inside and out. That's why the best computer security people are former (or current) hackers - they know the minds of their opponents.

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heel shoes They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too 'Cause we bad, we nationwide Yeah we bad, we nationwide

Cat Stevens?

The place is really jumping to the Hi-Watt amps 'Til a twenty inch cymbal fell and cut the lamps In the blackout they danced right into the aisle And as the doors fly open even the promoter smiles Someone takes his pants off and the rafters knock Rock is dead they say Long live rock!

Well, shake it up, baby, now Twist and shout Come on, come on, come, come on, baby, now Come on and work it on out Well, work it on out, honey You know you look so good You know you got me goin' now Just like I knew you would

I'll believe it when it happens. Or when Dewey actually defeats Truman.

The thread title reminded me of when my former employer mandated that all employees attend, and I quote, "sexual harassment training." Prior to that, it never occurred to me to sexually harass someone, but now that I have the skills ...

The Sun's gonna shine on my back door some day The Sun's gonna shine on my back door some day And the wind's gonna rise up and blow my blues away

They did:

Maybe you did, but I was paraphrasing a different NE fan who comes around here. He was serious about the tank and quick rebuild; I embellished the dynasty part.

Also, the pats* are gonna tank next year, get a great QB in the following draft, and set up another 20-year dynasty. I read it here on TBD.