A rabbi and a priest were talking. The priest asked the rabbi if he was disappointed that he couldn't eat bacon. The rabbi said, "In my younger days, I strayed from my religion and ate bacon once. It was good, and I sort of miss it."
Then the rabbi asked the priest if he was disappointed about having to remain celibate. The priest said, "Well, before I entered the priesthood, I slept with my high-school sweetheart, so I know what sex is like."
The rabbi grinned and said, "It's better than bacon, isn't it?"