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WhoTom

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  1. WhoTom
    Is there a third choice? If so, I'm going with people who think a five-minute Google search is equivalent to a medical degree.
  2. WhoTom
    I can confirm that this billboard is real. I've seen it on I-80 between Gary and Chicago.
  3. WhoTom
    I've always wondered why the waitress giggles when I order an egg roll.
  4. WhoTom
    Yeah when you call my name I salivate like a Pavlov dog Yeah when you lay me out My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright
  5. WhoTom
    Is "egg roll" a euphemism for something?
  6. WhoTom
    You talk too much I can't believe the things that you say Everyday If you keep on talking baby You know you're bound to drive me away
  7. WhoTom
    Nobody told me there'd be days like theseNobody told me there'd be days like theseNobody told me there'd be days like theseStrange days indeed
  8. WhoTom
    It's a business.
  9. WhoTom
    Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me Other times, I can barely see Lately, it occurs to me What a long, strange trip it's been
  10. WhoTom
    It's morning and I still respect you.
  11. WhoTom
    ( ^ Co-written by the same guy... ) Well, I'm-a runnin' down the road Tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind, Four that wanna own me, Two that wanna stone me, One says she's a friend of mine
  12. WhoTom
    Agreed. It's like being dumped by a girl who wasn't really that good for you, and then hooking up with a better one a few days later.
  13. WhoTom
    Ain't you the guy who used to set the paces Riding up in front of a hundred faces I don't suppose you would remember me But I used to follow you back in sixty-three
  14. WhoTom
    The Bills make me wanna (Shout!) Kick my heels up and (Shout!) Throw my hands up and (Shout!) Throw my head back and (Shout!) Come on now (Shout!)
  15. WhoTom
    Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself You say I've been spending my money on other women You've been taking money from someone else
  16. WhoTom
    high ceiling
  17. WhoTom
    Shaw66, Logic, myself (but I'm not that memorable), T&C ... others?
  18. WhoTom
    God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes 'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues
  19. WhoTom
    When it comes to building a good football team, NFL GMs are more qualified than message-board GMs.
  20. WhoTom
    Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
  21. WhoTom
    Michael Keaton disagrees.
  22. WhoTom
    And it doubles as a sneeze guard. Nice.
  23. WhoTom
    Sooooo ... are we gonna try to get Marcel Darius back in Buffalo? ?
  24. WhoTom
    When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah) And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah) I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah)
  25. WhoTom
    Dark star I see you in the morning Dark star a-sleeping next to me Dark star let the memory of the evening Be the first thing that you think of When you open up your smile and see me Dark star
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