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WhoTom

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  1. Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify Can you help me, occupy my brain?
  2. Our parents and grandparents were called to a world war. We're being asked to Netflix and chill. Perspective.
  3. A lot of games come down to one play, but we tend to remember the last play the most. How about these? Run the ball one more time on the last drive instead of passing it and Norwood makes the shorter FG. Recover a fumble in the end zone and it's a TD instead of a safety, and we don't even need the FG. There were plenty of other mistakes, any one of which could shoulder the blame on its own.
  4. I want you to rock me baby, rock me all night long I want you to rock me baby, rock me all night long Well I want you to rock me baby, like my back ain't got no bones
  5. True, but the people in charge trust their gut feelings over experts.
  6. Well I told you once and I told you twice But ya never listen to my advice You don't try very hard to please me With what you know it should be easy Well this could be the last time This could be the last time Maybe the last time I don't know, oh no, oh no
  7. Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list Because your kiss is on my list Of the best things in life Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list Because your kiss, your kiss I can't resist Because your kiss is what I miss When I turn out the light
  8. I read that book when I was in college. I might still have my copy in a box somewhere.
  9. It's like digging to China, but not quite getting there.
  10. Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues And you know it don't come easy You don't have to shout or leap about You can even play them easy Open up your heart, let's come together Use a little love And we will make it work out better
  11. Got me working, boss man, working 'round the clock I want me a drink of water, but you won't let Jimmy stop Big boss man, can't you hear me when I call? Well, you ain't so big, you just tall, that's all
  12. Only love can make it rain The way the beach is kissed by the sea Only love can make it rain Like the sweat of lovers laying in the fields Love, reign o'er me
  13. Down on the corner Out in the street Willy and the Poor Boys are playin' Bring a nickel, tap your feet
  14. Note to self: scratch Gugny from birthday party guest list. ?
  15. But I said, "Look here brother Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?! Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? Look here brother Don't you waste your time on me."
  16. EZ Widers would work better.
  17. Maybe celebrity cameos on Batman will entertain you:
  18. The warden threw a party in the county jail The prison band was there and they began to wail The band was jumping and the joint began to swing You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
  19. There's no evidence to support that claim, although there's some evidence suggesting that heat and humidity could slow the infection rate a little. https://www.live5news.com/2020/03/20/fact-or-fiction-will-hot-weather-kill-covid-/ https://health.mcleancountyil.gov/723/COVID-19-Myth-Busters https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-cases-flu-like-drop-linked-with-high-heat-humidity-2020-3
  20. Well, the cool breeze came on Tuesday And the corn's a bumper crop And the fields are full of dancin' Full of singin' and romancin' The music never stopped
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