WhoTom
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My wife and I are both freelance writers. We work from home, so our self-quarantine is just another day at the office.
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You welcome me with open arms and open legs I know only fools have needs, but this one never begs. I don't really mind how much you love me A little is alright When you say, "Come over and spend the night" Tonight ... tonight.
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Depends on the traffic...
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Well I came upon a child of God, he was walking along the road And I asked him, "Tell me where are you going?" This he told me: Said, "I'm going down to Yasgur's farm, going to join in a rock and roll band. Got to get back to the land, and set my soul free."
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Bailey from WKRP in Cincinnati
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He's not concerned with yesterday He knows constant change is here today He's noble enough to know what's right But weak enough not to choose it He's wise enough to win the world But fool enough to lose it He's a New World Man...
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Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again
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I took the horses up to the stall Went to the barroom, ordered drinks for all Three days in the saddle, You know my body hurt It being summer, I took off my shirt And I tried to wash off some of that dusty dirt
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I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth The north side of my town faced east, and east was facing south And now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears are what you cry It's a genuine problem, you won't try To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by
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Yeah - Kyle Williams, too!
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Trust me ... never trust a man who says, "Trust me."
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https://sports.theonion.com/tom-brady-awakens-from-week-long-kombucha-bender-to-dis-1842508215
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Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird Had flies in my beard My toothpaste was smeared Over my window they'd written my name Said "So long, we'll see you again"
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I'm sorry for your loss. Condolences to you and your family.
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Yeah, yeah Tell me what you did You can call it what you want But I call it messin' with the kid
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Trying to avoid a staph infection, no doubt.
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When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school It's a wonder I can think at all And though my lack of education hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall
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I'd watch a virtual football game before I'd watch an actual NASCAR race. -
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I wake up on my stomach with my face between my hands and crawl along the floor toward the doorway Jumping to my feet I try to pull myself together but I feel it in my knees and the room begins to spin and I slip and bump my head and raise a welt Split open and melt
