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WhoTom

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  1. People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon 'Cause I get stoned in the morning And get drunk in the afternoon Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made
  2. Strap me in, tie me down, and roll me a bone I'm gettin' on an airplane, and I'm flyin' home Strap me in, tie me down, I'm learning to fly Travel cross the country, I get too ****in' high
  3. That's one of those puzzles from the "Impressionist" period.
  4. 44. The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain 42. Ghostbusters
  5. 13. ET - The Extra Terrestrial 21. The Graduate 18. Supersize Me 31. Date Night 38. Edward Scissorhands
  6. Hey, hey, mama, what's the matter here You didn't have to make me a total disgrace You didn't have to leave me with that beer in my face Hey, hey, mama, what's the matter here That's alright, it's awful dog-gone clear
  7. I was born in a cross-fire hurricane And I howled at the morning driving rain But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas But it's all right, Jumpin' Jack Flash It's a gas, gas, gas
  8. Lucky (voiced by Tom Petty) on King of the Hill. This is one of my favorite scenes:
  9. It should have ended with the guy saying, "Oh, by the way ... football season might be cancelled this year."
  10. I was taking a class a few years ago, and in an off-topic discussion, this movie was mentioned. One student said they hated it. The professor responded in a very authoritative, professorial voice, "Well - there are ways to see that movie, and there are ... better ways to see that movie." Half of the class laughed, and the others just had a puzzled look on their faces.
  11. Why is this shirt available in multiple colors?
  12. The first thing I remember I was lying in my bed I couldn't have been no more Than one or two I remember there's a radio Comin' from the room next door And my mother laughed The way some ladies do When it's late in the evening And the music's seeping through
  13. But let me get to the point, let's roll another joint And turn the radio loud, I'm too alone to be proud You don't know how it feels You don't know how it feels to be me
  14. You know what they say: "The best offense is a good def..." Oh, wait...
  15. Math teachers shouldn't consume alcohol. It's not safe to drink and derive.
  16. Yep. We've been married for 32 years, and I left my full-time job to freelance almost two years ago. So far, no lawyers or weapons have been necessary. ?
  17. Kid movies that parents will like too: Shrek Star Wars (original trilogy, at least) The Indiana Jones series (maybe not, if the kids are really young)
  18. It's not exactly a kids movie, but we watched The Gods Must Be Crazy last week.
  19. I can pull up by the curb, I can make it on the road, Goin' mobile I can stop in any street And talk with people that we meet Goin' mobile Keep me moving
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