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    I'd pay any price just to win you Surrender my good life for bad To find you, I'm gonna drown an unsung man I'd call that a bargain The best I ever had
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    Well I woke up Sunday morning With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad So I had one more for dessert
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    "I was having lunch with my friend. I said, 'Hey, what's your middle name?' He said, 'I have two middle names.' I said, 'Then you have no middle names. You have a space.'" - Demetri Martin
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    Jimmy and The Roots did a nice job with this cover:
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    It's the same story the crow told me; it's the only one he knows Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go Ain't no time to hate, barely time to wait Woah-ho, what I want to know, where does the time go?
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    This indecision's bugging me If you don't want me, set me free Exactly whom I'm supposed to be Don't you know which clothes even fit me? Come on and let me know Should I cool it or should I blow?
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    You already said he's a Patriot's fan.
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    What crazy stuff she looked so tough I had to follow her all the way home Then things went bad I met her dad, he said "You better leave my daughter alone!"
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    Throughout history, incompetent, tough-talking blowhards have always managed to find an audience. It's still true today.
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    Lately, whenever I see a headline on FB, I always check to see if it's from "The Onion." The above paragraph explains why. People say, "You can't make this $#!+ up." Well, we can, but we don't really need to.
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    If you could read my mind, love What a tale my thoughts could tell Just like an old time movie About a ghost from a wishing well In a castle dark or a fortress strong With chains upon my feet You know that ghost is me And I will never be set free As long as I'm a ghost you can see
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    This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin' better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube Here's what happened when they decided to cut loose
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    I call you on the telephone My voice too rough from cigarettes I sometimes feel I should just go home But I'm dealing with a memory that never forgets
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    So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'
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    It started off kind of "meh" but there are a few songs with some good jams.
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    He put the magnets in backwards. Then the whole experiment went south.
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    I've been working from seven, seven, seven to eleven every night It kinda makes my life a drag, a drag, drag Ah, yeah, it makes a drag Baby, since I've been loving you I'm about to lose I'm about to lose, my worried mind
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    I know - you asked if Rachel's last name is descriptive.
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    Don't worry about a thing, 'Cause every little thing gonna be alright! Rise up this mornin', Smiled with the risin' sun, Three little birds Perch by my doorstep Singin' sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin', "This is my message to you."
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    I feed from the bottom, you feed from the top I live upon morsels you happen to drop And coffee that somehow leaks out of your cup If nothing comes down then I'm forced to swim up On the way upwards, the colors come back But all along the bottom is blue, grey, and black The darkness is cold and perception goes wrong And the night seems to go on incredibly long
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