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Based on their new QB, I thought this thread was going to be a joke about Uggs.

A poor girl wants to marry And a rich girl wants to flirt A rich man goes to college And a poor man goes to work A drunkard wants another drink of wine And a politician wants a vote I don't want much of nothin' at all But I will take another toke

I know what it means to be alone, I sure do wish I was at home. I don't care what the neighbors say, I'm gonna love you each and every day. You can feel the beat within my heart. Realize, sweet babe, we ain't ever gonna part.

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way The time is gone, the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say.

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Speaking of long songs, if you're into jam bands, check out Nugs TV. They're doing free streams almost every night. (JRAD just started.) https://nugs.tv

Well, she was just seventeen You know what I mean And the way she looked Was way beyond compare So how could I dance with another Ooh, when I saw her standing there?

Same here. And it's not just the dogs - everyone likes my wife better than they like me. So do I, for that matter. ?

It's alcohol for people who don't like the taste of alcohol. It ranks right up there with the "margarita beer" that Bud makes.

Let's not turn this into a "Would ya?" thread, okay?

She's so respectable She's so respectable She's so delectable She's so respectable Get out of my life Don't take my wife Don't come back

Returning from a road trip, we turned our son on to that album when he was about twelve. After we got home, he played it four times a day for over a week.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2020/04/07/former-safety-myron-rolle-now-front-lines-coronavirus-fight/2959743001 "Obviously, neurosurgery is not directly connected to this upper respiratory illness," Rolle said. "But just like in football, if you're called to do something different that you weren't expecting, you adjust. You adapt. They’re showing us a new formation that we didn’t see on tape? You've got to hunker down and get the job done. In my opinion, this novel disease is something like that. A formation, a personnel package that we haven’t seen before. We have to meet the challenge, and I’m happy to be able to join the fight."

Technically three songs, but usually played together as one.

Late last night I heard the screen door slam And a big yellow taxi Took away my old man Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you've got 'Til it's gone They paved paradise And put up a parking lot

The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane You lock the door And throw away the key There's someone in my head but it's not me

Gin tastes terrible. Tonic tastes terrible. But somehow, when you mix them together (with a touch of lime juice), they produce the most perfect summertime drink. Tanqueray is my favorite, but Seagram's is nearly as good for about half the price. I'm not a fan of "flavored" liquors, but I usually get Seagram's gin with lime juice, just to save me from having to buy limes. I don't drink G&Ts very often, so it's not worth having them in the fridge all summer.

I was in the kitchen, Seamus (that's the dog) was outside Well, I was in the kitchen, Seamus, my old hound, was outside Well, the sun was sinkin' slowly But my old hound just sat right down and cried

Mine was gradually thinning for about 20 years. I finally got tired of the "helplessly going bald" look and replaced it with the "shave it off and own it" look. I haven't gone to a barber in two years. Two minutes every morning with a razor does the job.