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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

I guess someone on the Raiders website crew dropped the ball on that one.

Got a beat-up glove, a home-made bat And a brand new pair of shoes. You know I think it's time to give this game a ride Just to hit the ball, and touch 'em all, a moment in the sun It's-a gone and you can tell that one good-bye

Well you started out with nothing, And you're proud that you're a self made man, And your friends, they all come crawlin, Slap you on the back and say, Please, please

I thoroughly enjoyed the first 57 minutes of that game.

Let your soul shine It's better than sunshine It's better than moonshine Damn sure better than rain Yeah, now people don't mind We all get this way sometimes You've got to let your soul shine Shine 'til the break of day

Something about that look says "praying mantis" - like she'll do you once and then bite your head off.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill She won't do it but her sister will When she boogie She do the tube snake boogie Well now, boogie, little baby Boogie-woogie all night long

Another miss: The Grateful Dead at Wrigley Field, 1995, which turned out to be Jerry's last public performance. My wife was seven months pregnant at the time and B.B. King was playing a local festival, so we decided to see him instead. We'd seen the Dead a few times before, but hadn't seen B.B. Still, if I had known ...

Never trust the intelligence of someone who dated a Kardashian.

It first I thought it was a bad read by Josh on the option. After watching a second time, I see that AJ was going to make the tackle no matter who had the ball - he was unblocked.

But it's all right if my clothes aren't new Out of sight because my heart is true She says "Baby, everything is all right Uptight, out of sight."

The next thing I remember I'm walking down the street I'm feeling all right I'm with my boys I'm with my troops, yeah And down along the avenue Some guys were shooting pool And I heard the sound Of a cappella groups, yeah Singing late in the evening And all the girls out on the stoops, yeah

Regret missing when I had the chance: Stevie Ray Vaughan at Alpine Valley, 1990. My wife and I had to work early the next morning, so we decided to catch him the next time around. You know how that turned out. Biggest disappointment: I've never been disappointed in a show that I wanted to see, but about 10 years ago my teenage (not yet driving) son wanted to see Korn, so I took him. There were three bands altogether (I can't remember the first two) for an indoor show, and all I could hear from any of them was a thumping bass and drums. I had a headache for two days after that.

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Oh, Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in

Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store

When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch. Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my KISS records out. Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.

Going down the road feeling bad, hey hey hey, yeah Don't wanna be treated this a way Going where the climate suits my clothes I'm going where the climate suits my clothes Going where the climate suits my clothes Don't wanna be treated this a way

Were you hoping for a TE?

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/middle-earth-temporarily-bans-fellowships-of-more-than-five "A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of social distancing, but it is NOT THIS DAY!"

Just wait until someone tells him that the CDC is in headquartered his state.