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Concise? That's 4000 words!

I don't know, man - we really need a punter.

A moment later, she was sitting alone in her pew.

Yeah, I'm sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o'clock news blues And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

Well, I get up at seven, yeah And I go to work at nine I got no time for livin' Yes, I'm workin' all the time It seems to me I could live my life A lot better than I think I am I guess that's why they call me They call me the workin' man

He wakes up in the morning Does his teeth, bite to eat, and he's rolling Never changes a thing The week ends, the week begins

Not to mention six hours ago and still on the front page:

LAMA - Look At Me Article Some folks have a pathetic need for attention. Sad.

Josh Allen hurdling a linebacker. Who says a juke move can't be vertical?

You know the night time, darling (night and day) Is the right time (night and day) To be (night and day) With the one you love, now

The money's lyin' on the floor She looks at me, shakes her head, and sighs Out of time, out the door Red light shinin' in my eyes

https://www.buffalobills.com/news/bills-vs-cowboys-how-to-watch-this-2019-thanksgiving-game-replay

How many gold sportcoats do you have?

She's tight She's ahead of her time She's tight She's one of a kind She's tight She's a talented girl She's tight She's got her head down tight

We'll find out in a few months.

Are you new to American politics? Money = speech, and the more money you have, the louder your voice.

Notice the sign in the background:

I never understood the "trade him while he has value" argument. It's like trading in a car that still runs well "because it has value." If it has value, then keep it! And in this case, we'd be trading in a car that runs well for an older model that's been in the shop a lot lately and doesn't run as well. Sure, the older one was a better model at one time, but I'll take a reliable Chevy over a sputtering Cadillac any day.

____ you and ____ that too. ? (That's literally the only CeeLo Green song I know.)

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key I think that we should get together and try them out, you see I been looking around a while You got something for me Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates You got a brand new key

That is, almost word for word, what I was going to write. If we think alike, one of us should be concerned. I'm not sure which, though.

She wore scarlet begonias Tucked into her curls. I knew right away She was not like other girls, other girls.

You're still alive.