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WhoTom

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  1. Wear a mask. Not because of the virus, but because you're attempting to commit a robbery.
  2. Ah, caught you smiling at me, That's the way it should be, Like a leaf is to a tree, so fine. Ah, all the good times we had, I sang love songs so glad Always smiling, never sad, so fine.
  3. And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply" So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do" So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
  4. Yeah, the article is pretty much a fluff piece. No minicamps or OTAs to report on, so this is what they have to write about.
  5. In another time's forgotten space Your eyes looked through your mother's face Wildflower seed on the sand and stone May the four winds blow you safely home
  6. Beane's strategy makes sense. A draft pick is a crap shoot, while a free-agent is a proven commodity. Why worry about an extra mid-round pick that may or may not pan out when there's a vet available who's already played at this level? Compensatory picks are like consolation prizes; it's better to win the game.
  7. I'm a road runner honey, And you can't keep up with me, I'm a road runner honey, And you can't keep up with me, Come on, let's race, Baby baby, you will see, Here I come, Beep! Beep!
  8. Agreed. Especially if he's taking it from the Jets.
  9. There's a party goin' on right here A celebration to last throughout the years So bring your good times, and your laughter too We gonna celebrate your party with you
  10. They knew all the right people They took all the right pills They threw outrageous parties They paid heavenly bills There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face She pretended not to notice she was caught up in the race
  11. If only we could find a way to, you know, get it inside of people.
  12. I love that woman She's the best one that I had But she's got this habit now And it sure is gettin' bad. That whiskey drinkin' woman Is makin' a poor man out of me.
  13. Well I ain't seen my baby Since I don't know when I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, Scotch and gin
  14. You say I'm putting you on But it's no joke, it's doing me harm You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane You know I'd give you everything I've got For a little peace of mind
  15. Avocado on whole wheat toast, with cheese, mayo, and sriracha sauce. If tomatoes are in season, add a slice.
  16. The window doesn't open and the fan is broke And my face is turning blue I haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see The Who Well I should've got off a couple miles ago But I couldn't get to the door There isn't any room for me to breathe And now we're gonna pick up more Another one rides the bus
  17. It takes two to complete a pass and the Bills have ranked pretty high in drops during Josh's tenure so far, so it's at least as much on them as it is on him. Certainly he has room to improve, but he's better than his completion percentage would indicate, and that should show up in stats (and more importantly, wins) now that the receiving corps has been upgraded.
  18. Every day I get in the queue (too much, Magic Bus) To get on the bus that takes me to you (too much, Magic Bus) I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile (too much, Magic Bus) Your house is only another mile (too much, Magic Bus)
  19. I was smoking with the boys upstairs when I Heard about the whole affair, I said oh no William and Mary won't do Well, I did not think the girl Could be so cruel And I'm never going back To my old school
  20. "Mr. Costanza, your COVID-19 test came back negative." "NEGATIVE? Oh, WHY did it have to be NEGATIVE!"
  21. In no particular order: The Odd Couple WKRP in Cincinnati Cheers M*A*S*H Taxi Seinfeld All in the Family Happy Days The Simpsons
  22. Then somewhere near Salinas, Lord, I let her slip away She's lookin' for that home, and I hope she finds it And I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday To be holdin' Bobby's body close to mine
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