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David Byrne under quarantine:

Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty. Bring me reefer when I want to get high. Yeah, bring me champagne when I'm thirsty. Bring me reefer when I want to get high. Well, you know when I'm lonely Bring my woman, set her right down here by my side.

And that's why Mississippi is known for being the 50th best state when it comes to educational quality.

"I do a lot of work with unwed mothers. You know, just helping them get their start." - Steve Martin

You just call out my name And you know wherever I am I'll come running, running, yeah, yeah, to see you again Winter, spring, summer, or fall All you have to do is call And I'll be there, yes, I will You've got a friend

My friend made a cool video of a robin feeding its young.

It's one thing to say, "It works for me." It's something else to extrapolate that to the general population and say, "It'll work for you too" - especially if the guy it works for is a professional athlete who's in top physical condition. There are more than 1500 guys in the NFL, most of whom are in top physical condition but don't take his supplement. To not consider that, and just assume that it's the supplement, is foolish.

If he believes in its efficacy because of a single data point, and fails to even consider that other variables may be in play (like the fact that he has access to world-class trainers, facilities, and medical personnel), then he is, in fact, a doofus.

I have the same issue with Gwyneth Paltrow and her snake oil.

Just another uber-wealthy egomaniac taking advantage of the poorly educated.

This thread is worthless without a picture of you holding a fish.

I got a woman, want to ball all day I got a woman, she won't be true, no no I got a woman, stay drunk all the time I said I got a little woman and she won't be true

We just scored a 5-pack of KN95 masks for $20 at Farm & Fleet. Then I saw this article about certain KN95 masks that didn't meet FDA requirements. Fortunately, the ones we got aren't listed: https://www.ada.org/en/publications/ada-news/2020-archive/may/fda-removes-emergency-use-authorization-for-some-kn95-masks

The song doesn't fit the theme, but here's one family making the best of being quarantined, while acknowledging Pete Townshend's 75th birthday:

I asked my wife why she's stayed with me all these years. She said, "Because you have a great sense of humor." I said, "I thought it was because I'm so good in bed," and she responded, "See? You're hilarious!"

I've got the only key to your heart I can stop you falling apart Try today you'll find this way Come on and give me a chance to say Let my love open the door It's all I'm living for Release yourself from misery There's only one thing gonna set you free That's my love

So YOU get to drop two political comments in this thread, but the rest of us have to take it to PPP?

Common sense should tell me not to try'n continue But I'm after a piece of that diamond in you So keep an eye open My spirit ain't broken Your love's so incredible Your body's so edible You give me an overdose of love Just a little is enough

On a related note: http://theneedling.com/2020/05/16/new-study-confirms-cats-cant-spread-covid-19-but-would-if-given-option New Study Confirms Cats Can’t Spread COVID-19, But Would If Given Option A new study out of the University of Washington has left local pet owners with mixed emotions after scientists confirmed that their beloved pet cats cannot spread the COVID-19 virus, but definitely would knowingly and willingly do so if given the option...

I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her I'm so hot for her and she's so cold I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire I'm the bleeding volcano

Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing

If they had, they would have gotten away with it, since the sheriff couldn't solve a murder without her help.

I love those cowboys, I love their gold, I love my uncle, God rest his soul, Taught me good, Lord, taught me all I know, Taught me so well, I got that gold, And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road!