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I know I should fight But my old man, he's really alright And I'm still living at home Even though it won't last

I've enjoyed cooking since I was in college. When I worked full-time, I cooked occasionally but my wife cooked most of the time. Now that I'm mostly retired and work from home, I cook almost all the meals in our house. My wife is a good cook too - and so is our son, for that matter - and they both offer to cook dinner now and then, but I really enjoy doing it myself. It's a good creative outlet. When it comes to big dinners like Thanksgiving, though, my wife does it all. She also does all the baking - cakes, cookies, and stuff like that.

I'm guessing it works about as well as anything Gwyneth Paltrow sells.

She has a couple of profile pics that might explain her pedophilia. I won't go into detail.

I never liked him as an announcer and now I like him even less as a person.

A friend took this and captioned it: "Al Borland and his Tool Time Girl gone "commando" flank the demented son they never told us about on Home Improvement." Whether or not the Tool Time Girl actually went commando ... well, that's between her and me. 😉

Wherever you go, I'll be with you Whatever you want, I'll give it to you

I learned how to raise my voice in anger Yeah, but look at my face, ain't this a smile?

I suspect that shows like that actually want people to call in with ... let's just say "unconventional" ... ideas. It probably increases ratings by making the other listeners feel good about themselves by comparison, in the same way that everyone on The Simpsons (except Lisa) makes us feel good about ourselves.

Everyone knew on this play too, which is why it worked: https://youtu.be/azNyUkMQc7w?si=IyLY35JwtKDASjbo&t=285

The years rolled slowly past And I found myself alone Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends I found myself further and further from my home

Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds. Full-size. (Whoever came up with the phrase "fun size" probably has a frustrated wife.)

I'd have gone for it on 4th and 1, with the same play that they scored a TD with: fake to Barkley and the QB goes the other way for the first down.

I had a couple of freeze-ups and a lot of low-res video. Very disappointing.

That's all well and good until someone decides to fry up some bacon.

Especially if the Bills won on TNF.

My son as The Terminator, my wife as the corpse of Muammar Gaddafi (who had just been killed a day or two before), and me as the Grim Reaper:

Moses stood up a full six foot ten Said, "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in"

Yup. I can almost always find a game of interest - maybe something that affects the Bills, or maybe just a good matchup.

Like most action, sci-fi, and fantasy movies, this thread requires a healthy dose of something called "suspension of disbelief."

New Mexico would be more appropriate, and it doesn't have a team already. The "New Mexico Nukes" has a nice ring to it.

Five minutes ago, I couldn't name even one Taylor Swift song. Now I can name nine. (Maybe ten or eleven.)

I suppose that helped a little too. 😉 But who knows? He may not have fallen if the LB had been in coverage.

Not the Anchorage Anchors?