WhoTom

It's only a matter of time before the jokes get cheesy and the whole thread turns sour.

Wind in the willow's playin' "Tea For Two" The sky was yellow and the sun was blue Strangers stoppin' strangers just to shake their hand Everybody's playing in the heart of gold band, heart of gold band

The punsters are gonna milk this thread for all it's worth.

Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday And I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again

I lost track of the AB soap opera. Does he have a pending suspension?

Nobody wants to see a picture of you wearing a bikini.

This is the wonder of devotion I see the torch we all must hold This is the mystery of the quotient, quotient Upon us all, upon us all a little rain must fall

Except that a vaccine is a DORMANT version of the virus, so it can't kill you. (Just though I'd add that before someone says, "Why not just have a chicken pox party?")

I haven't golfed in years, but I remember one drive that I sliced pretty bad. It curved and hit the side of a tree at just the right angle that it bounced back into the middle of the fairway and continued toward the green. My dad, always quick with a pun, said, "That's how you play a wood."

And I know Well, if she had me back again Oh, I would never make her sad I've got a heart full of soul

With them windshield wipers slappin' time and Bobby clappin' hands We finally sang near every song that driver knew

Imagine how cranky they will be when they go through withdrawal. Yeah, but they'll be toothless, so it won't matter.

Ironically, some people who say they like a guy who "tells it like it is" will hate you for actually telling it like it is.

Just used this one in the Lyrical Response thread:

His mother told him, "Someday you will be a man And you will be the leader of a big old band Many people coming from miles around To hear you play your music when the sun go down Maybe someday your name will be in lights Saying Johnny B. Goode tonight"

In terms of their public personas, nothing about Kim or Terry reminds me of Dan Snyder or Jerry Jones. Nothing.

First, I have no objections to her listening in. Second ... class warfare? If you criticize a rich person for anything it's class warfare? Did anyone in this thread even mention wealth and equate it with evil?

You're right, as explained by Calvin's dad:

Instead of wasting draft picks to convert Jim Schwartz's perfectly good 4-3 defense into Rex's bumbling variation of his father's 3-4 defense, he could have kept the defense intact (keeping Schwartz, whose defense in Philly went on to beat Brady in the Super Bowl), been a head coach instead of a glorified DC, and drafted a QB or two. Rex wanted Tyrod and he ignored the offense so he could run his defense with his guys.

Defense is his specialty and he chose Tyrod as his QB.

It's kind of a cheesy lounge-singer tune, but I love it.