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Looking at my laptop screen straight on, it's light blue and grey. When I tilt the screen, it's sky blue and black.

For some people, there's no such thing as enough.

I hear the train a comin' It's rollin' 'round the bend, And I ain't seen the sunshine Since, I don't know when I'm stuck in Folsom Prison And time keeps draggin' on But that train keeps a-rollin' On down to San Antone

RIP, Sir.

"The earth is flat." "Covid-19's just the flu."

I done ran into my baby And finally found my old blue jeans I done ran into my baby And finally found my old blue jeans Well, I could tell that they was mine From the oil and the gasoline

That company wouldn't be my first choice for a corporate sponsor, but it's a solid #2.

And suddenly, table jumping doesn't seem so stupid ... at least, by comparison.

https://www.nfl.com/news/nflpa-72-players-tested-positive-for-covid-19-as-of-july-10

No more "Shout" song when the Bills score. Instead, we'll get ZZ Top:

This would have been perfect for Shea Stadium back when the Jets played there. (For the younger crowd, Shea was in Flushing, NY.)

He said, "Call the doctor I think I'm gonna crash" "The doctor say he's coming but you gotta pay in cash"

This one isn't fake: I had a professor named Dr. Hung. First name: Wei. I can imagine him introducing himself: "Hi. I'm Wei Hung."

I love the smell of irony in the morning...

We had an IT person named Anita who frequently stepped outside for a smoke. One of my coworkers used to call her "Anita Cigarette."

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It started out as just busting on him for a goofy, and totally non-political, verbal mistake related to a football coach. I participated, but I make fun of people on both sides. I made fun of Obama for his remark about the Jedi mind meld and I made fun of Bill Clinton for saying he didn't inhale. I'd rank Trump's gaff about Lou Saban as roughly equivalent to Obama's and even less embarrassing than Clinton's. I don't think the thread was meant to trigger anyone but, you know how it is, you can't say anything these days...

Mine hangs on a lamp next to my desk. My key chain is bulky enough with the fob.

I have a piece of Astro-turf from Rich Stadium, encased in plastic:

"Tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper." - Fred Trump

I think he's alluding to this thread:

It's the Spam that makes it classy.

I went back to the doctor To get another shrink. I sit and tell him about my weekend, But he never betrays what he thinks. Can you see the real me, Doctor? Doctor? Can you see the real me, Doctor? Whoa, Doctor? I went back to my mother I said, "I'm crazy, Ma, help me." She said, "I know how it feels son, 'Cause it runs in the family."