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WhoTom

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  1. Moses stood up a full six foot ten, He said, "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in."
  2. That's exactly the nickname I was thinking of, and it stinks.
  3. Her daddy gave her magic, I can tell by the way she walks. Her daddy gave her magic, I can tell by the way she walks. Every time she starts a-shakin', The dumb begin to talk.
  4. Unfortunately, this thread didn't have a "happy ending."
  5. I'm going down Down, down, down, down, down I'm going down Down, down, down, down, down I've got my head out the window And my big feet on the ground
  6. Three chords and the truth, oh three chords and the truth Well the only crime that Joe Hill done was three chords and the truth Well he sang his good old union songs, he got his message through But they couldn't stand to hear a workingman sing three chords and the truth
  7. tl;dr version: The CFL doesn't have fat TV contracts, so they rely on ticket sales. If you can't fill the stadium, you can't make any money.
  8. "Hold my beer..."
  9. That's why I have a beer every day. ?
  10. At 1% BAC, one is beyond impaired - they're dead. Did you mean 0.1%? https://mcwell.nd.edu/your-well-being/physical-well-being/alcohol/blood-alcohol-concentration/
  11. I should have known better with a girl like you That I would love everything that you do And I do, hey, hey, hey, and I do
  12. Sounds more like you learned to "adult" when others didn't.
  13. The lunatic is in my head The lunatic is in my head You raise the blade, you make the change You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane You lock the door And throw away the key There's someone in my head but it's not me
  14. The Sun will shine in my back door someday. The Sun will shine in my back door someday. March winds will blow all my troubles away.
  15. She's got everything delightful She's got everything I need Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double Pays my ticket when I speed
  16. When Josie comes home So good She's the pride of the neighborhood She's the raw flame The live wire She prays like a roman With her eyes on fire
  17. Let my love open the door It's all I'm living for Release yourself from misery There's only one thing gonna set you free That's my love
  18. Trying to make a woman that you move And I’m sharing in a Weekapaug groove
  19. I think a little penicillin will clear that up.
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