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    For your love I'd give the moon if it were mine to give For your love I'd give the stars and the sun for I live For your love To thrill you with delight I give you diamonds bright There'll be days that will excite They'll make you dream of me at night
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    I remember when Fitz was in Buffalo and CB wrote something about wondering whether Fitz trimmed his beard. He used the word "manscaping."
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    I think he's installing a Chris Brown blocker.
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    The newspapers said, "Hey, whatcha doing in bed?" I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace."
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    I once left my '93 Caravan at the end of my driveway. Now I know what happened to it.
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    Think of London, small city It's dark, dark in the daytime People sleep, sleep in the daytime If they want to, if they want to
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    Gotta love a mom with a sense of humor...
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    If you're looking down at her and chanting, "Chug it! Chug it! Chug it!" then you might want to try a different approach.
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    Side effects may include: resuscitation breathing heartbeat life consciousness
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    "Just a flesh wound." "Watch for falling rocks."
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    "Person, woman, man, camera ..."
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    "Listen to the scientists."
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    Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night
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    "Yes please" or "no thanks" is entirely dependent upon whose nipples we're talking about.
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    It's a fatty substance that may have originated in the stadium where your favorite baseball team used to play.
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    When I was a little boy (When I was just a boy) And the Devil called my name (When I was just a boy) I'd say, "Now who do (who) Who do you think you're fooling?"
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    I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my mom smokes pot Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock F-in' and fightin', it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me
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    Born under a bad sign Been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all
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    Gotta get down to the Cumberland mine That's where I mainly spend my time Make good money, five dollars a day If I made any more I might move away
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