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WhoTom

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  1. WhoTom
    Well, tell him this is his last chance To get his daughter in a fine romance Because a record company, Rosie Just gave me a big advance
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    To feel superior. "I may be a loser, but at least I'm not a pedophile/junkie/thief/whatever like this person."
  3. WhoTom
    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.
  4. WhoTom
    Welcome to the camp, I guess you all know why we're here My name is Tommy and I became aware this year If you want to follow me, you've got to play pinball And put in your ear plugs, put on your eye shades You know where to put the cork
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    Sixty-five, I was seventeen and running up 101 I don't know where I'm running now, I'm just running on
  6. WhoTom
    Who would believe you were a beauty indeed When the days get shorter and the nights get long
  7. WhoTom
    Toga party! Sorry. Wrong movie.
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    So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother We knew what we had to do We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium And got our arms tattooed
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    I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
  12. WhoTom
    If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would, but I don't know how If I could I would, and I'd take you now
  13. WhoTom
    Who told you about my Only Fans page?
  14. WhoTom
    In any other industry, that crotch grab would get you called into HR for a talk.
  15. WhoTom
    Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel, Like I've been tied to the whippin' post. Tied to the whippin' post, tied to the whippin' post. Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'
  16. WhoTom
    Sorry for the loss of Ruff. Sounds like you were both lucky to have each other.
  17. WhoTom
    Everybody knows That the world is full of stupid people So meet me at the mission at midnight We'll divvy up there
  18. WhoTom
    Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins. The potential is there, but he's still searching for an identity.
  19. WhoTom
    And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
  20. WhoTom
    In your eyes I see the light and the heat In your eyes Oh, I want to be that complete
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    Don't let the sun go down on me (Don't let the sun) Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
  23. WhoTom
    You gotta slow down (slow down), sweet talkin' woman (slow down) You've got me runnin' (run, run), you've got me searchin'
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    Ooh-ooh, I heard it through the grapevine Not much longer would you be mine Ooh-ooh, I heard it through the grapevine And I'm just about to lose my mind Honey, honey, yeah
  25. WhoTom
    I grilled some pork tenderloin tonight. I'll turn the leftovers into tacos, Asian stir-fry, or something else, depending on what I'm in the mood for tomorrow.
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