WhoTom

West of the Mississippi, there's this gas station chain:

What do you do with 365 used condoms? Recycle them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Didn't seem to affect his performance last week:

Kraft satisfied with massage parlor outcome.

My friend, my friend, a clever ruse. My friend, my friend, he lights the fuse.

I turn to stone, When you are gone. I turn to stone. I turn to stone. When you comin' home? I can't go on.

People keep asking that and 2020 keeps responding, "Hold my beer..."

Transformers infiltrated the power grid a century ago.

"Paging Doctor Gillooly. Doctor Gillooly to the sideline, please."

Whoa!! I feel good, I knew that I would, now. I feel good, I knew that I would, now. So good, so good, I got you!

Your decimal point is misplaced. Let's start with a nice round estimate of $60M over Fitz' career (so far). 60M$ x 100 pennies/$ = 6000M pennies = 6 Billion pennies. Mahomes' contract is worth 50B pennies.

For all practical purposes, if you don't make the two-point conversion, regardless of when you attempt it, the game is over. So it's not simply a matter of delaying the deflating feeling, it's making sure that you have an opportunity to win for as much of the game as possible. Missing the 2PC early means there's no hope. Kicking the PAT keeps hope alive a while longer, along with the confidence that comes with having just scored a TD.

He has the right kind of selfishness: the desire to accumulate as many wins as possible.

Good analogy up to the part in bold, and then it breaks down. So far, he's won about 7 billion pennies. 🙂 ("Shut up and deal the cards, Tom.")

The last great WR combo we had was Moulds and Price. I remember Moulds saying he was happy to be a decoy and let Peerless get the numbers, if that's what it takes to win. Good to see Diggs and Brown doing the same.

I'm self-employed and I'm not very limber.

Every day she takes a morning bath she wets her hair Wraps a towel around her as she's heading for the bedroom chair It's just another day

I'm not promoting it or anything - just thought it was funny when it came up in my FB feed: https://shoponebuffalo.com/collections/buffalo-bills/products/allen-diggs-touchdown-tee

Seems like he's done that a couple of times already.

After watching Herbert, I never expected Tyrod to start another game for them, unless Herbert got injured. I'm not sure what Lynn is thinking.

Science disagrees. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27442171/ Abstract In brief: One reason behind coaches' prohibitions of sexual activity before sports events may be the belief that abstinence increases frustration, which in turn is displaced into aggressive behavior toward competitors. However, this hypothesis is not always valid. In fact, depriving an athlete of a normal activity may cause guilt and a loss in concentration. Sexual activity throughout training may promote relaxation and positively affect performance. The author concludes that although there is a need for scientific research in this area, it seems that intercourse does not decrease performance unless it is accompanied by late-night socializing, sleep loss, or drinking.

Is he building a time machine?

I was surprised when they mentioned that. I'd have thought that Fitz would have had a 400-yard game in his time here.