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Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine Watching it from the bench You know I took some lumps when the mighty Case struck out So "Say Hey" Willie, tell the Cobb, and Joe DiMaggio Don't say it ain't so You know the time is now

Oh Mickey, you're so fine You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey, Hey Mickey

Most people find this moderately humorous, while a few laugh hysterically and a few don't like it at all.

All teams spend pretty close to the cap, so a QB making tons of money isn't really milking the owner - he's just taking a bigger piece of the pie and leaving less for his teammates.

It even has the same meter as the chant: J-E-T-S-Jets-Jets-Jets G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Good save!

Now Jackie's gone a-sailing With trouble on his mind. To leave his native country And his darling girl behind, Oh, his darling girl behind.

Aware of his own flaws. Trying to improve. Doesn't care about MVP or stats, just about the team winning. That's leadership.

Woody : Kelly's coming back from Europe today. Frasier : Ah, she's hopping the pond. Woody : What? Frasier : Well, the pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic. Woody : Why, Dr. Crane. The Atlantic is an ocean. How many of those have you had? Frasier : Apparently, not enough.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And she's always gone too long Anytime she goes away

Unholy water?

I never knew love before, Then came you, then came you.

Translation: Pre-injury, he showed a lot of promise. He's taking a little longer to get back to full-strength, so we're playing other guys for now. I don't think they're ready to give up on him at this point. He's no Kyle, but it's too early to call him a bust.

The subject line explains this nightmare of a year: Halloween planned it.

To annoy certain fans.

Convince the other team to abandon the run game?

Karma. I committed atrocities in a previous life.

Well, it is Florida...

I can't forget to turn the earth so both sides get their share of darkness and of light

Let's take a step back. The original premise is that Romo has a great football mind, so he's qualified to coach. No doubt that's true, but there are a ton of coaches who have the same knowledge - they just don't happen to be broadcasters, so we don't know about them. Of all the guys we hear talking football, Romo seems the smartest. But it doesn't mean he is the smartest or that he'd be a better coach than coaches who don't talk happen to to us every Sunday.

It's the pipe organ equivalent of "Smoke on the Water" - a riff everyone recognizes.

'Cause you're rock candy, baby. You're hard, sweet, and sticky.