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Rob Ryan

Another Jugs machine carted off the field after a throwing competition with Josh Allen.

Some of you guys should do stand-up comedy. I hear there's a lot of dough in bread jokes.

Sonny was an arrogant jerk. McDermott is more like Michael, the smart one, except he won't turn evil in the second half of his career.

On the advice of legal counsel, I'm choosing to invoke my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.

So don't ask me no questions And I won't tell you no lies So don't ask me 'bout my business And I won't tell you goodbye

Stale jokes are my bread and butter.

Yep. And worse... Some of my old college buddies get together for a weekend every few years. For one of them, the host couple lived on a street where all the houses looked pretty much the same. I went out to my car, which was parked a few houses down, to get something. When I got back to the house, I opened the door, walked in, and saw an older guy sitting in a recliner watching TV. He looked at me, probably thinking "WTF?" I said, "Sorry - wrong house," and high-tailed it out of there. I got the right house on the second try.

How do you feel about hamburger buns? I mean, both sides are "ends."

Well I never kept a dollar past sunset It always burned a hole in my pants Never made a school mama happy Never blew a second chance, oh no I need a love to keep me happy I need a love to keep me happy Baby, baby keep me happy Baby, baby keep me happy

#FWP

What a pathetic list. No ... make that TWO pathetic lists. Good thing you didn't add the GMs during that time. We hit the trifecta with Beane, McD, and Allen.

With stats like this, it's a risk I'd be willing to take:

Or, they may realize that he's not known as Lee "Hands" Smith and they just don't bother covering him.

World turning I gotta get my feet back on the ground World turning Everybody's got me down

I was out with friends that night. I came home, turned on 97 Rock, and wondered why they were playing a bunch of Beatles songs. Then the DJ told me. That was my senior year of high school. We lobbied to have our senior song changed from [whatever they picked at the start of the year] to "Imagine." We were unsuccessful, but we did manage to convince them to at least play it at our graduation ceremony.

Me too, but you and I seem to be in the minority on that issue. I'm cool with spiking the ball, high-fives, and chest bumps, but I'm not crazy about pre-planned TD celebrations. I'm more of an "act like you've been there before" kinda guy.

Fun fact: during preseason, the Packers dubbed him "Touchdown Jesus" because of his long hair and beard. (I guess the "Touchdown" part was just wishful thinking.) https://247sports.com/Article/Jake-Kumerow-Touchdown-Jesus-Buffalo-Bills-lands-on-practice-squad-Green-Bay-Packers-151137837

'Twas in another lifetime, one of toil and blood When blackness was a virtue, the road was full of mud I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form "Come in," she said, "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

In a way, it was.

Throw my ticket out the window Throw my suitcase out there, too Throw my troubles out the door I don't need them any more 'Cause tonight I'll be staying here with you

Using the same line of reasoning, I assume you're in favor of alcohol prohibition as well.