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WhoTom

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  1. And when I touch you I feel happy inside It's such a feelin' that my love I can't hide I can't hide I can't hide
  2. Last year I used my son's college email address. They confirmed his email and he had to send proof that he was registered for classes that semester. This year they just auto-renewed without verifying his email or registration status.
  3. I have no problem with stay-at-home moms. My wife did it, but it was by mutual choice, not because "I said so." Show me a marriage where one person always dictates and the other always complies, and I'll show you two insecure people.
  4. If my son ever tries to marry a woman who doesn't think for herself, I'll punch him in the face.
  5. And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people Need not apply"
  6. When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah) And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah) I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah) Because Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
  7. So peeing in the pool is either a war crime or an act of terrorism. Those of you who answered yes should keep an eye out for USAF drones the next time you swim in a pool.
  8. Saturday night, got a gig with the band Playing the electric guitar Someday I'm gonna make it Gonna be a super-duper-star Get a big flashy car And a house for my Ma
  9. For some reason, I have a desire to try squab.
  10. Home, home again I like to be here when I can When I come home cold and tired It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
  11. GPS (Global Pigeon System) ... or this: https://crittercleanout.com/how-do-pigeons-know-where-to-deliver-messages/
  12. She wore scarlet begonias Tucked into her curls I knew right away she was Not like other girls, other girls.
  13. There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some have gone and some remain
  14. My wife goes for longest road every time. I vary my strategy based on the game, but I tend to go after development cards to either build the biggest army or rack up victory points.
  15. Father McKenzie Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him working Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care?
  16. I can't stop this feeling Deep inside of me Girl, you just don't realize What you do to me
  17. If the sun refused to shine I would still be loving you When mountains crumble to the sea There will still be you and me
  18. Based on some of the comments, I thought we were transported back to the 1950s.
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