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"Let there be thongs to fill the air."

So Jim, Thurman, Bruce, and Andre don't belong there?

I have to be careful not to preach I can't pretend that I can teach And yet I've lived your future out By pounding stages like a clown

Day before my birthday Me and my cousin Dave Drove his truck down to the border And we hitchhiked the rest of the way Down through Mexico

"Every rose has its thong." https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2022/05/10/mothers-day-rose-thong-st-anselm-philly

Equating popularity with the number of searches seems like a bit of a stretch.

I guess he wasn't holding out to play for a contender.

When people looked at Josh's low completion ratio coming out of college, they said, "You can't fix accuracy at this level." So by comparing him to Josh, are you suggesting that you can, in fact, fix holding at this level?

I wonder if he'll refuse to do games in Buffalo because he can't find a decent hotel.

No time to search the world around 'Cause you know where I'll be found When I come around

I've got a feeling A feeling deep inside Oh yeah Oh yeah, that's right I've got a feeling A feeling I can't hide Oh no, no Oh no Oh no

All followed by 2-point conversions?

I was in the kitchen Seamus, that's the dog, was outside Well, I was in the kitchen Seamus, my old hound was outside Well, you know the sun was sinking slowly But my old hound-dog sat right down and cried

Long distance runaround Long time waiting to feel the sound I still remember the dream there I still remember the time you said goodbye Did we really tell lies Letting in the sunshine Did we really count to one hundred

Our local JFC closed down, but a few days later it reopened.

I'd go with this one:

I stopped wearing a wristwatch a long time ago. I just find them uncomfortable. For a while, I wore a watch clipped to my belt, but when I got a smartphone, the clip-on watch became obsolete. If I'm in a place where it's not cool to whip out the phone, then I just don't worry about what time it is. I do have a pocket watch on a chain that belonged to my grandfather, which he passed to my father. When Dad died, Mom gave it to me. I keep it displayed in our house and I wear it on special occasions.

He should have asked the CEO of Domino's instead. The job would have been done in 30 minutes or less.

Maybe it was an English test about metaphors.

Mother, do think she's good enough for me Mother, do think she's dangerous to me Mother, will she tear your little boy apart Oooh, aah Mother, will she break my heart

None of the words are misspelled; this is why we don't rely on spellcheck. Spellcheck is your fiend.

Social media implies some type of interaction. Otherwise, it's a journal or a diary.

I was under the impression that the team pressured him to play through it. Did he ever say it was his decision?

At the risk of being labeled "Old man yelling at cloud," this is one of the things I can't stand about Twitter (and FB, to a somewhat lesser extent) - some people just post a random thought with no context. How are we supposed to respond to a short cryptic post?

It's hard to comment about a vague tweet that provides no details.