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Buffalo shrimp, you say?

Agreed. Any reasonably-sized town must have a local place that makes a decent pizza (unless you're in the south, apparently.) If not, you can always buy a pre-made crust at the store and add toppings to it. That's what we usually do - and sometimes we'll make our own crust too. Either way, it's better than chain pizza. Good wings, on the other hand, are not easy to find everywhere in the country. That's why I started making my own.

Is it red or white Kool-Aid with Ramen? I can never remember.

I'm grilling wings. Celery and blue cheese on the side.

Wow - seriously! I'm not sure which one is the A-Team. Based on the maps it's either Davis and Johnston or Burkhardt and Olsen. Not that I'm complaining - I find both of those teams preferable to Buck and Aikman.

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

My parents were born in the 1920s. Also not bigots.

I'm also of Sicilian ancestry. No mob ties as far as I know, but I still dislike the moniker. I don't think it's my ethnicity that makes me feel that way, I just don't want my team associated with mobsters. I find it odd that an organization that emphasizes character among its players and other employees would embrace such a connection.

They drafted Josh.

It was an offer they couldn't refuse.

Don't come hangin' 'round my door Don't want to see your face no more I don't need your war machines I don't need your ghetto scenes Colored lights can hypnotize Sparkle someone else's eyes

I danced with Linda I danced with Jean I danced with Cindy Then I suddenly see Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man, those shaky hands

You're sick of hangin' around and you'd like to travel Get tired of travelin' and you want to settle down I guess they can't revoke your soul for tryin' Get out of the door and light out and look all around

If the sun Goes behind a cloud And you feel It's gonna rain And the moon It ain't shinin' bright And the stars The stars, they won't shine for you tonight If life gets hard to understand Your love life is out of hand Just come to mama

And after a while, you can work on points for style Like the club tie, and the firm handshake A certain look in the eye and an easy smile You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to So that when they turn their backs on you, You'll get the chance to put the knife in

I'd rather see him in an "At home" commercial than in one of those lame ones that feature a multimillionaire begging for a discount on his car insurance.

... said someone who's never met a cat.

There's a band out on the highway They're high steppin' into town It's a rainbow full of sound It's fireworks, calliopes, and clowns Everybody dancin'

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (Don't let the sun) Although I search myself It's always someone else I see I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going down on me

I think nearly everyone agrees with that ... except Josh, who continues to strive for improvement.

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top Lookin' for a moonshine still Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top Reckon they never will Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top Dirt's too rocky by far That's why all the folks on Rocky Top Get their corn from a jar

I don't s'pose they could just build a dome. Oh, wait...

So where are the strong And who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony 'Cause each time I feel it slippin' away, just makes me wanna cry What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?