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Dude, that is terrible.

Probably currently reading Little Women.

I feel like he has a blowout hair cut and wears sunglasses inside a club.

I'm going to call him DJ Sir SkornedAlot

Time heals all wounds. Hopefully when he turns 23, he will be healed.

You are so freaking dramatic and scorned. I didn't say this stuff never happens. I've seen it too but you are painting the same brush with all women whether you want to admit or not. Some women cheat, some men cheat...duh. And then with these little snarky and pissy response because I don't agree with your scorned attitude. The entire world doesn't run the way you think it does because in your small little world you've witnessed things. You are seriously bragging on an internet message board about sleeping with hot women and would "place money"? What are you like 18 years old? Grow up my god. He has to be Angelo.

No because she will cheat on me because a former DJ said so. Our biggest division is our containerboard division...which is a fancy term for brown box. We make the giant brown paper rolls, send it to a box plant and they have a corrugator machine that layers the brown paper with the fluted paper together.

And there is a reason why Williams was cut by the Bills and still unsigned in a league desperate for good offensive lineman....he's just 29.

Dude, I see the world for what it is. I'll prove it to you. I'll go to Walmart later today and I'll just take off my shirt. I'll report back what happened.

I used to work at a water park when I was a teen and the retail girls would give handy's to the lifeguards because they thought they were sooooo hot. So I view life that if any girl in the world sees a guy with his shirt off....she's giving him a handy. It's probably where the "No shirt, no service" rule went into affect in restaurants and stores.

You see all women in the world the same based on what you witnessed as a DJ in a club when you were in their 20’s? Wow. I’ve bounced at strip clubs before. I don’t view all the women in the world as them. Quit denying it. You’re scorned at the highest level.

Man you are one scorned dude.

They can be worn as a dress.

Grocery bags too.

What I find funny is he said Saffold is an aging vet who has fallen off the last few years and wanted someone younger. Then he says to bring in Jason Peters....who is 6 years older.

Just McKenzie. He's just a cool dude. If I ever go to Miami, I'm going to eat at his BBQ place.

I think Wade Phillips doesn't get talked about enough as one of, if not the best in NFL history.

Close but we are the manufacturer and not the distributor. Also we make brown paper and not copy paper. Brown paper makes cardboard.

I named my dog after Isiah McKenzie.

I'm not lying....I swear to you on my life that Jim Thome was hitting on my GF. When he walked by, I said "Jim, I'm a big fan of yours". He stopped and chatted with me...then my GF walked up. Jim stopped talking to me and started talking to her. My mom said I need to grab her and say goodbye to Jim.

When I played in the regionals my senior year, we stayed at a hotel and the Philadelphia Phillies were also staying there. I remember when the Phillies team bus showed up after playing the Braves, there was about 20 or so beautiful girls hanging out in the lobby. When the Phillies players walked in, all these girls, like cattle, just migrated over to them. It was my main motivation to get drafted...but unfortunately I didn't and now work from home for a paper and packaging company.

I have never cheated but I also have never had beautiful women throwing themselves at me every day. I don't know how much discipline someone can have when it's always in your face. If I was a celebrity or athlete, I would probably never get married.

You haven't seen Impractical Jokers?