Dude wtf??? You don't listen to first game of the year on the radio. You pull over, eat dinner and watch the game at a restaurant. Your wife knows you by now.
Even if it's at Applebees, it's a nationally televised game and will be on everywhere. .
Congrats on leaving Portland. I was there 2 months ago and it was like I was on an episode of the Walking Dead. Junkies on the sidewalks and in tents everywhere.
I was staying at a hotel downtown.