Royale with Cheese

In the last 4 months…. I fell off of a ladder, sliced my shin open on the fence post coming down that required 12 stitches. I ended up in a patch of poison ivy that covered my back and legs. I herniated a disc in my neck a few weeks before that. I broke my big toe and the nail is finally growing back. Tore my labrum in April. I have a black cloud over me.

He will be fine, tonight he will lay down on sheets of linen.

He might be our new kick returner.

The 3 years before his great 2004 season, his TD/INT was 57 TD/47 INT's. That's pretty poor, the prime of his career and pre-injury. The defense gave up 24 points a game. The offense scored 25 points a game.

I will acknowledge he had two great years, one decent but the rest was terrible.

Culpepper the majority of his career was a bad passer.

You don’t send the house on that play.

I’m 41 and a straight male….I think I would cry if Josh Allen hugged me.

My mom lives on a slab. I live in a van down by the river.

Socks are for the weak.

This is why I hate this time of the year. I hold my breath every alert that comes in.

I heard rumors that Josh Stamer got into some bar fights while in Buffalo.

Madden got that right. Milano is a missile in pursuit.

Martin better be careful because Roger Saffold is out there. Cowboys and Jerry Jones have the leverage!

Washington's Magic Johnson sounds better.

Aaron Maybin never picked up his knees when he ran. He always looked liked a kid running with his dad's shoes on where you can't lift your knees too high....because the shoes would fall off.

Philadelphia Phillies right? Why not the Washington Washies?

I thought Quinn Early was going to be a homerun free agent. I honestly do not remember him playing at all…completely erased from my mind.

Yes, that's because if that prove something to me differently, then I will change my mind. I will stick to comedy, you can stick to race baiting.

Kyle Orton throwing in a dip with the camera on him...I think it was the Lions game?

Gilmore didn't smile when he was drafted by us.

I said it once and I'll say it again....#StopAsianHate It didn't work.

Do you know who was also a volume guy? John Holmes.