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  1. ยท A GIRL POTATO AND BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH OTHER, AND FINALLY THEY GOT MARRIED AND HAD A LITTLE SWEET POTATO WHICH THEY CALLED 'YAM,' OF COURSE, THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR YAM, AND WHEN IT WAS TIME THEY TOLD HER ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE. THEY WARNED HER ABOUT GOING OUT AND GETTING HALF-BAKED, SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ACCIDENTALLY MASHED, AND GET A BAD NAME FOR HERSELF LIKE 'HOT POTATO,' AND END UP WITH A BUNCH OF TATER TOTS. YAM SAID NOT TO WORRY, NO SPUD WOULD GET HER INTO THE SACK AND MAKE A ROTTEN POTATO OUT OF HER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME A COUCH POTATO EITHER. SHE WOULD GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE SO AS NOT TO BE SKINNY LIKE HER SHOESTRING COUSINS. WHEN SHE WENT OFF TO EUROPE, MR. AND MRS. POTATO TOLD YAM TO WATCH OUT FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND AND THE GREASY GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED THE FRENCH FRIES. YAM SAID SHE WOULD STAY ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW AND WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH THOSE HIGH CLASS YUKON GOLDS, OR THE ONES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS WHO ADVERTISE THEIR TRADE ON ALL THE TRUCKS THAT SAY, 'FRITO LAY.' MR. AND MRS. POTATO SENT YAM TO IDAHO P.U. (THAT'S POTATO UNIVERSITY) SO THAT WHEN SHE GRADUATED SHE'D REALLY BE IN THE CHIPS. BUT IN SPITE OF ALL THEY DID FOR HER, ONE-DAY YAM CAME HOME AND ANNOUNCED SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY TOM BROKAW. TOM BROKAW! MR. AND MRS. POTATO WERE VERY UPSET. THEY TOLD YAM SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY TOM BROKAW BECAUSE HE'S JUST..... ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ARE YOU SURE? OK! HERE IT IS! " A COMMONTATER "
  2. that content author is a straight up quip master he's got great audio content and it IS after all showcasing #17's brilliance in the playoffs. WIN WIN I subscribed. ๐Ÿ™‚
  3. She's gone, she's gone Oh I, oh I I better learn how to face it She's gone, she's gone Oh I, oh I I'd pay the devil to replace her She's gone, and she's gone Oh why, what went wrong?
  4. Josh Allen being from Firebaugh CA and then to Laramie and then to Buffalo.......the town is population size is progressing but thats not the point. The point is that not only are we thrilled to have him, he is just as thrilled to be playing for Buffalo. And each of those places are as staunch and loyal fans of #17 as we are. #17's is a story of perseverance, character, ability and athletic gift. I mean who wouldn't root for a guy like that if you knew the full backstory. Bills mafia knows which means fhe world does but those specific places which birthed he to us...they are now offical copadres in Bills fandom. I love that think its awesome. Bills swag in Laramie Wyoming LOL oh my. m
  5. LOL Broadways version of drug culture lol OMGoodness people that is just so ridiculous lmaooo "Homegrown the Musical" lol
  6. I wanna feel sunlight on my face I see the dust-cloud Disappear without a trace I wanna take shelter From the poison rain Where the streets have no name
  7. I think Tom Brady is hated for being a prima donna who is arguably the GOAT at his position, and the menace to our Bills franchise for so long just a few of the reasons...its very hard to be objective. If you like tall handsome NFL QB's with supermodel wives and HUGE financials and how many rings* He's Your guy. @-@ Go clockwork orange on him lol perfect visual Hahahaa m
  8. Though your brother's bound and gagged And they've chained him to a chair Won't you please come to Chicago Just to sing In a land that's known as freedom How can such a thing be fair Won't you please come to Chicago For the help we can bring We can change the world Re-arrange the world It's dying
  9. You want to talk about Opposites to the way they are now you look at Jim Kelly. When he first arrived in Buffalo (To people lining the streets cheering him by the way) he was a miami hurricanes cocky arrogant ****. who did Not want to even be here ......He came around and now is official Buffalo royalty and Hall of Famer. Who'd have thunk it ๐Ÿ™‚
  10. I think of Josh Allen in a very maternal protective Mother Bear way. That may be just as weird as a man crush I dunno lol. I'll save my TRUE LOVE for Dawson Knox..... lol
  11. I do happen to look at major national social media like yahoo, people..... Mahomes and to a lesser extent but also wife and their daughter are plastered over national social media. All of them swagged out in designer clothes even the baby? Give me a break. Okay Im done with that topic. I Love Britt Williams Ive never read or heard ANY bad press on she whatsoever at all. Maybe some jealous hater types may say something mean n social media but thats it.
  12. NOOO Im taking about Patrick Mahomes wife THAT WOMAN annoys me and is all over national socia media.......The way I see Britt and Josh they are a couple he Will put a ring on her finger when the timing is right. He's no fool haha m
  13. hey I have to say that I think there should be a sarcasm emoji in this chat..."funny how that works" could easily be taken that way. But also NFL football fans can be notoriously nasty ...on some sports forums the comments are RUDE I mean really vile dank comments. I am so glad to be here at 2bd. a LOT less riff raff. m
  14. You say you want a revolution Well you know We all want to change the world You tell me that it's evolution Well you know We all want to change the world But when you talk about destruction Don't you know you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be alright Alright Alright
  15. how many organizations are kicking themselves for not really knowing how high a ceiling QB pick that Josh Allen really was...........its an amazing story in itself his rise to the NFL If you pay attention to #17's interview Josh Allen spoke the truth and has backed up talk with ACTIONS....accomplished everything short of a lombardi trophy during his tenure to date with Buffalo as our franchise QB........This occurring has been nothing short of a dream come true for me as a fan. Im buckled IN. Worked out oh yes and then some ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
  16. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
  17. MILK IT.........LOL I would if I were you hahahahahaaa Very cool.
  18. I totally love this picture. I thought you all might like it too. You can click on it to see the writing bigger. m
  19. LET THEM EAT CAKE!~!~!!!! haha just felt cool typing that. Feliz Cumpleanos Happy Birthday GO BILLS~!~! m
  20. what I recall about #17 being drafted was his blazer had the lining emboldened with Wyoming Cowboy logos. I thought that was a cool fashion choice at the time he had that made custom clearly for the draft. Consensus was the pick was a high reward high Bust scenario from what I remembered. Most of my chat brethren at the time were super high on Mayfield as the consensus #1. Josh was in some folks opinions just too raw and inaccurate to guarantee he would grow out of his college self and into a Pro. HOLY COW People do the Bills look like geniuses or what now? HA!~!~!!!!!!!!!!
  21. Golden days of hollywood aka Jeffrey Epsteins era with casting couches all across tinsetown it's no hidden little secret anymore. I have really no idea what that even means.......the HOLLYWOOD sign has remained a constant. Hollywood Blvd walk of stars iconic, Mans Chinese Theater. Much off the history still remains. Maybe minus a few mysoginstic sexual perverts. Sounds fine by me. This story just makes me feel depressed no laughter whatsoever. Johnny Makes Great movies. His private life is a mess. Hoorah ๐Ÿ˜ž EDIT: I googled "golden age of hollywood" educating myself on what it actually did mean. this explains it quite fully https://www.studiobinder.com/blog/when-was-the-golden-age-of-hollywood/
  22. Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one-way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I'm neither here nor there Bought a ticket for a runaway train Like a madman laughing at the rain A little out of touch, a little insane It's just easier than dealing with the pain
  23. I have direc-tv for the nfl sunday ticket. And along with that are myriad of news outlet choices. I think adding a "Plus" service was a misjudgment because as you stated there is plenty of free content out there already. But the LAST thing Im interested in seeing is a big FAT overblown as usual comment from donald trump doing his usual blowhard shady self..he can't help himself. It makes me wanna puke le muppe' Exits politco chat stage IM OUTTA HERE.........The glee and gloating over a business failure is over the top in this thread. *shrugs*
  24. Workin' in a coal mine Goin' down, down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip down
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