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No one here has ever seen T&C's before...
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Figured @RaoulDuke79 at least would get a kick out of this one...
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Huge fan until after "In the Land of Grey and Pink"... they split up and it was never the same. I had wondered where some of this stuff had gone from youtube but someone put this together... 1st 2 songs are pretty legit.
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Happy Halloween from Owl Farm -- Here's Hunter's post from ESPN: How he and Sean Penn got involved in the Honolulu Marathon on the weirest day of the year... GETTING WEIRD FOR DEVIL'S DAY: Hot damn, it is Halloween again, and I am ready to get weird in public. Nevermind anthrax for today. The Yankees won, but so what? That's what I said to that fruitbag who claimed to be Sean Penn when he called earlier. "Screw you," I said. He was drunk, so I knew right away that it wasn't Sean Penn. "Get out of my face!" I screamed at him. "You are the same squalid freak who called here a few days ago and said he was Muhammad Ali. What's wrong with you?" "I need advice," said the voice. "Should I jump into the Honolulu Marathon this year? I desperately need a Personal Challenge to conquer. My blood is filling up with some kind of poison." "Nonsense," I said. "You are just another jackass looking for attention. I'll give your lame ass a beating if I ever catch you sneaking around My house, you sleazy little Freak!" I didn't care who he was, by then. He was just another geek in a Halloween parade, to my way of thinking. And for all I knew he was dangerous -- maybe some kind of murderous off-duty cop with two guns and a bottle of whiskey in his pocket. I wanted no part of him, especially not on a day like Halloween. But why not humor him? I thought. Nobody needs this kind of Foul Ball drunk coming into his yard at night. So I lowered my voice and gave him a break. "OK," I said. "I will help you, just don't come anywhere near me." "I am Sean Penn," the voice said calmly. "Should I or should I not enter the Honolulu Marathon in December? That's all I need to know." "Yes," I said. "You should definitely enter it. I will go with you, if necessary. But don't call them today. Do it tomorrow, not today. Nobody will believe a thing you say on a horrible day like Halloween. ... And don't use the damn telephone anymore! They'll hunt you down and dice you up like a squid -- just go to bed and stay out of sight until noon. That is when the bogeyman sleeps, and so do I. So get out of my face and never call me again!" Then I howled in a low animal voice and hung up the phone. "These freaks should all be put to sleep," I said to Anita. "Let's go out on the town and get weird." "Wonderful," she chirped. "We will put on our costumes and throw eggs at foreigners. What are you going to wear?" "Only this turban, and a jock strap," I said. "And some lipstick. They love lipstick." Anita was dressed up as the coach of the New York Giants. "They are Losers," she said. "It is OK to mock Losers, right?" "Yes," I said, "It is righteous to mock Losers in this country. We are Number One." "Thank you," she said. "You must be a sportswriter." "You bet," I replied. "We are going to fly to Hawaii with Sean Penn next month. You will probably need a new Rolex." "Yes." She nodded. "We will have to be inconspicuous for that kind of travel. Is he still Drinking?" "No." I replied. "He is going into training for the Honolulu Marathon. Perhaps we should stop drinking too." "Not today," she said with a wink. "Today is the Devil's day." She was right, of course -- although some people will tell you that the Devil has had a lot of Days, recently. They see him behind every bush. He lurks like an Evil spirit. He is terrifying. And who is to say they are wrong? Which of us will hurl the first stone at these chicken-heads? Not me, buster. I know these people. They are Devils. ... Which may be true, but so what? Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then. Just then my phone rang. "Not that Freak again," I muttered -- but I was wrong. It was my old friend John Wilber, calling from Hawaii, and his voice was very excited. "You'll never believe this," he said. "Sean Penn wants to run in the Marathon. He just called Doc Barhal and confirmed it." "No!" I shouted. "That's impossible. He's asleep downstairs in my basement, and there is no phone in that room. Don't you know what day this is? It's Halloween, you jackass!" And then I quickly hung up on him. "I can't stand this crap anymore." I said to Anita. "Let's get out of here. We can watch the game at the Jerome. What do these swine think I am -- a fool?" "You brainless animal!" I snarled at the bartender. "You just lost the whole ESPN account. You'll be fired for this!" "Who cares?" She said with a shrug. "No," I said. "I'll do the driving tonight. We might run into the Saudi Ambassador along the way -- and you know how he flies off the handle if he thinks he sees a woman driving a car." She agreed, and we drove into town without incident and got to the Jerome Bar just as the Knicks-Wizards game was getting under way. ... But no. I was wrong again. All five TV sets, including the 50-incher in the back room, were tuned to the World Series. And the bartender laughed when I asked him to switch at least one of them over to the basketball game. "Are you nuts?" he jeered. "This is a men's bar! We don't watch no stinking basketball here." "You brainless animal!" I snarled at him. "You just lost the whole ESPN account. You'll be fired for this!" "Get out of here!" he yelled. "Or I'll set fire to that rotten-looking turban you're wearing!" He lit a book of matches and waved it at me. So we left and went down to the county jail, where I knew the prisoners would be watching the NBA game, because I knew the jailer hated baseball. He was a Michael Jordan fan -- so I gave him the Wizards and five points, and I was wrong again. They lost by only two, which completely ruined my night. I had to pay off all the prisoners, too. I can still hear them laughing at us on our way out. --Hunter S. Thompson
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You must have missed the 'tee hee" on my post...
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The laws in MS must have been pretty lax back then.
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NFL Week 8: Packers at Bills - post game thread
T&C replied to BuffaloBill's topic in The Stadium Wall
So, everyone's posts are locked away? lol. I'm sure people want to comment on certain posts/plays. Seems a bit sterile to me but whatever. -
NFL Week 8: Packers at Bills - post game thread
T&C replied to BuffaloBill's topic in The Stadium Wall
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Lol... the Lumpy Gravy version. That sounds like The Tubes meet FZ. Thanks for this one...
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We Were fun to watch, that's kind of fallen off lately. Edit: we are in this lol.
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We don't agree... that's cool.
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Doubt it to be honest... he comes from our tree and there is no way he is going to put up with the drama. They have a pretty tight locker room from what I've read/seen.
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Giants? No way. Daboll has a good scheme going on and to me Brady isn't a part of it.
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Lets just treat this one like OJ and only concentrate on his work on the field, or in Jerry's case, the stage/studio. tee hee
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They didn't call him "The Killer" for nothing.
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I don't know where the pic is now but there was one out there when he drank/sipped off of it in the 3rd qtr. of games. It looked white whatever it was.
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https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/ap-top-news/2022/10/28/jerry-lee-lewis-outrageous-rock-n-roll-star-dies-at-87
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It sound like it was. According to a person briefed on the situation, per The Associated Press, the intruder shouted, "Where is Nancy? Where is Nancy?" before assaulting Paul Pelosi. The suspect is in police custody, and the motive for the attack is under investigation, Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill and police said. According to The Associated Press, the suspect specifically targeted Pelosi's San Francisco home. Nancy Pelosi was in Washington at the time of the attack, authorities said. Paul Pelosi was taken to a hospital, “where he is receiving excellent medical care and is expected to make a full recovery,” Hammill said. According to the AP, citing sources familiar, the 82-year-old was attacked and severely beaten with a hammer. Paul Pelosi suffered blunt force trauma to his head and body, and was being treated by doctors for bruising, severe swelling and other injuries.
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Yep, that 13 year fling is over. https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2022/10/28/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-divorce "We arrived at this decision amicably and with gratitude for the time we spent together," Brady wrote, adding that he and Bündchen "will continue to work together as parents." "We arrived at this decision to end our marriage after much consideration. Doing so is, of course, painful and difficult, like it is for many people who go through the same thing every day around the world," Brady's statement continued. "However we wish only the best for each other as we pursue whatever new chapters in our lives that are yet to be written. And we kindly ask for privacy and respect as we navigate what is to come in the days and weeks ahead." Bündchen's statement was similar, expressing fondness for their time together and prioritizing their children: "We will continue co-parenting to give them the love, care and attention they greatly deserve." "The decision to end a marriage is never easy but we have grown apart," she wrote. "And while it is, of course, difficult to go through something like this, I feel blessed for the time that we have together and only wish the best for Tom always."
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Paul Pelosi attacked: https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/politics/2022/10/28/paul-pelosi--husband-of-house-speaker--assault-inside-home
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Bowles is the wrong kind of coach for brady... and it shows. Edit: they just showed a bottle of ranch dressing next to the wings... yeah, it'll be a loss for the Bucs.
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Pass rusher Josh Allen getting trade interest
T&C replied to Buffalo_Stampede's topic in The Stadium Wall
It's a 50/50 at that point in time....