You aren't kidding, especially the way some of the "pricier" tickets are rated. These tickets are for the serious Bills fan with disposable money to spend, which isn't me/us. Tv works for this one.
I lived maybe 2 miles from it and my grandparents lived right across the street from it... a lot of partying went on in the field/woods by the lighthouse too. Speaking of... why a lighthouse on a big pond lol.
This is the best part of the OP's story to me:
"It all started when my mother bought me a Thurman Thomas rookie card for my 9th birthday in 1990. I started watching Bills games rooting for Thurman because I wanted the value of the card to go up."
1 minute from living in Brandon... the red shirts are ok but I liked the grey ones better. So, you are saying that you are buying us tickets?! Or just old beer and wings?
Original Planet of the Apes... all good, especially Beneath.
Bad would be Hannibal... was expecting more but it never happened. Looks like there is a new series coming out called Clarice... who knows. I'm not a big poodle fan anyways.