1 speeding ticket... was going 2 over in a 30 zone on RT 16 in Franklinville, just moved to Allegany, was driving our second car there at like 1:30 in the morning, no speed signs and GPS said it was 35....prick cop! Reduced to noise violation.
Only other time I got ticketed was when my friend convinced me we needed to turn fine cigars into blunts and we needed Chinese food but we didn't have a vehicle that was on the road.
We switched plates from my old car I hadn't turned in yet, I had no insurance, no registration, no inspection... Cops swarmed us as we were leaving a parking lot and ended up letting us drive home to smoke some more and eat our Chinese as long as we didnt venture out again...got all including a felony dropped to only a noise violation.