Sherlock Holmes

Luke Cambell hell yeah!!! Also the Van Ness Monster I say bring Kuechly out of retirement for our dynasty...Kuechly MLB sign Vander Esch as other MLB and resign Edmunds for OLB and put Milano OLB

Hey House, I think I found your wallet in the back of my van...I'll be there in a few!

That's Penix Jr to you!

I got a great deal at an airbnb there! It was a hostel located somewhere they called The Red Light District... Had to share a bed with some guy with a peg leg, and I must've cut myself along the side of my lower back but at least somebody was nice enough to stitch it up for me while I slept the booze off.

Are we talking Ron Jeremy or Christian McCaffrey?

I think you know the answer to that Augie… you said the P-word to House…

McGlinchey and Suemalo while we are on 49ers players trade for McCaffrey.

Just get Harrison Smith, problem solved...

Wow, well when we moved to Allegany we were going through Franklinville (RT 16) ...GPS said 35 mph limit so that's what I'm going, so when I get pulled over I ask the bastard what the speed limit was. He says oh it's 30 mph and writes me a ticket as I show him the GPS and explain to him we literally are driving to our new house and don't the area, also brought up the lack of speed limit signs...that B word says "welcome to town and next time slow down"... I could tell we wouldn't live in that shithole for very long

Augie, something tells me you hit 75 mph in a 65 mph zone...

So basically you're saying we should trade for Ertz!!! We need to start a new 100 page Ertz thread STAT!!!!!! HockStrap would've been perfect

What about this guy?

JIM *****IN' LEONHARD

Minshew II! I want Hard Knoxs in the locker room to catch the stretching action with him and Josh, hopefully his pregame warmup routine will rub off on Josh

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

I was wondering what happened to Helpless...haven't been yelled at by her in what seems like forever.

That's you when somebody asks you to pay for something

My favorite movie! I've been waiting for a sequel

Yuck then take Cooper Kupp

Nobody ever is, nobody ever is...

I'd be more weary of Carl Nassib

Meowww...can we get together in person so I can just watch you two go at each other all day So bad player management again right?

Don't lie, you got him hostage and are trying to get a handsome man...I mean ransom out of it