Sherlock Holmes

He did nothing wrong....24 Game suspension

Both should just retire today....Brady should as well after seeing what is going on around him. Stinks, I think Rudolph is going to be a good one:(

But when is he going to be a + 65% completion QB?? What about his accuracy???!!!!

F'in A.....

?????? I feel like I've eaten every bottle of Viagra, Cialis and whatever other ED pill pharma has on this entire earth... Priaprism boysssss, Priaprism...

I give him an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++etc...

Number 1 running QB for sure...love his style. Can't wait until he develops into the number 1 passer to go with it!

What, is that his first ever? Probably shanked it just right

Minshew II should obviously smack Marrone across the face, with his wang obviously, while stretching in his jockstrap obviously.

He needs a spotter...I'll take one for the team?

Can't place it within the 20 let alone the 10 ever....

Maybe Ramsey wasn't a fan of Minishew II warming up in his jockstrap????

But who has the bigger wiener??

I really think Tasker could have set WR records across the board if he were inserted into offense from day 1. Welker style but had the ability to catch in coverage. Look at the way he would catch in double coverage even with how small he was!

Love Minshew II!!

Assistant to the best back in the league... McCaffrey

First of all, this is sexual abuse in the workplace at it's finest.... no wonder he doesn't mind AB sleeping on his couch. Secondly, Brady is gay as !@#!$..... He was definitely warming up so he could have an excuse to go down the front of teammates pants... Third of all, this is Brady just trying to find another way to cheat, he should now have to forfeit all Rings/Records/Victories since he first stuffed his hand down his center's pants. See my post... Also is this a serious question? We all know damn well why? Oh, there is... Brady loves stuffing his hands down mens pants and now he's fully exposed!

Teams better make sure they clarify which Fitzpatrick they are getting or they are going to be in for a surprise when Fitzmagic steps off the plane

Ah, bull$#!+...We all know Tom Brady loves mucking around in that swamp. His favorite move is "draining the swamp"?

Sills V would snap that arm off...

That my bondage collar for him...I'm his handler. You don't want to know where McCaffrey's is? Oh, he didn't forget...

Did anything make it out from the clench?

Even if he doesn't he should kiss Brady straight on the mouth...Maybe Brady will envision it's his son and start cramming his tongue down his throat.

I couldn't stand to see him in that puke green

Very nicely done go ahead and drop the mic on me!